Danny Lawlor

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

Awful. Hope this account will have some uplifting news in the coming weeks to help us move past this massive aviation tragedy.

[halfprism @halfprism_]

bullshit, i can clearly see them moving. im really tired of people trying to manipulate me all the time, but i guess i deserve it because of all the bad stuff i did in the past

[Jack Moore @Jack_Moore7]

Doubt he’ll listen

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

You can age someone pretty precisely by how they deadname a trophy.

[Matt ⚡️ @MattOfTheSouth]

Great prank by the BBC here by putting a big black circle in the middle of the article that follows as you scroll

[Daniel Kelley @danieltkelley]

Again, until someone shows me just ONE blooper reel of him trying and failing, I fundamentally do not believe this is true.

[Adam Sutherland @AdamSants_]

You simply cannot be drawing lines for an offside decision in a pre-season friendly.

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

"computer," I say, sipping at my wine glass, "write the odyssey for me, and make it, good,"

[Irish in the Tropics @GrassfedSarah]

@lufcdee If you were fed up you would be protesting billionaires and royals but instead you punch down on those below you. That's not fed up its just a nasty, mean, bitter nation of people.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗: Luis de la Fuente becomes the FIRST BALD manager ever to win the World Cup. 👨‍🦲🏆

[PSF Sierra @slothsaretight3]

Bluey for your uncle

[🎻 @TacticalPystake]

oi saks bruv on that hattrick ting yeah do it in the prem my g haha joking famalam

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Surprised you didn’t stay at home after the state of this. Temu Bob Dylan lol

[Sash @sashedelic]

🚨 Ghanaian Witch Doctor, Nana Kwaku Bonsam, to BBC:

"I haven't done any work on Noni Madueke, he's just shit"

[R @rjb_1998]

Bloke at work who doesn't like football has just come up to me and gone "Have you seen this?!" and shown me the Leeds vs Villa goal controversy from 2019

[ALL RIGHT IDIOTS @ALLRIGHTIDIOTS]

Funny how there’s never “pull that up Jamie, that can’t be right” when the guest is spewing right wing bile

[Ian Cooper @sappenslyquill]

@cjhobs84 @Birdyword "We´re really funny and cruel and *so* devastatingly historically accurate, really we are but you just can´t handle it so we won´t be"...

[Imran @Im_K1992]

@PolitlcsUK Took £5M from a billionaire and is pretending he’s NOT the establishment hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha