Sam Whyte

We are so back

Tip jar while I'm poorly:

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

@ChipsyYCFC Haha

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

As someone who once dropped a hundred quid on an ashes casket that came with the wrong name on, sign me up.

[Rachael✨ @_rach_ael]

Yer Ma bought yer Da's urn from Sports Direct

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

@BarclayTheLion I apologise without reservation 🫡🫡

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

Bristol are banging a truly heroic amount of ket.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

@NOELY1982 I really really don't want an expensive coffin. Like you say, that's a proper session's worth of dosh.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

@Inselaffe76 Yep. You're not the first person I've heard say this.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

@cambo691 Hahaha

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

@monkeyspangles Hahaha

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

@ChipsyYCFC Yep. There's no way of casting off that belief.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

The crazy thing about Manchester United is that I'm still surprised every time.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

@M_Rice A helicopter that is often annoyingly on the ground.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

I have never been clear what problem flying cars are attempting to solve.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

Fourking hell.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

Zirkezee replacing Fernandes. Extremely Proper Football Man.

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

@ianstimson Do you want a flying car though?

[Sam Whyte @samwhyte]

Tottenham Hotspur