Timmy Tiptoes

Into the Future / Scared of the Future / Excited for the Future / Reality is BUCKWILD

[Timmy Tiptoes @DannyLeChampion]

Theoretically, parents should be militant climate change protesters. Screaming down doors for change with a dedication only parents know.

[Timmy Tiptoes @DannyLeChampion]

@arielhelwani IE. No one is really buying their narrative. Only drives people opposite way.

[Timmy Tiptoes @DannyLeChampion]

@arielhelwani you think they "controlled the narrative"? Based on the comments, I'd say Dana unintentionally confirmed they just spin BS.

[Timmy Tiptoes @DannyLeChampion]

FFS

[Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky]

EXC: On Sky News now: we’ve obtained a “sensitive” internal Whitehall slide which makes sober reading about the first month of a no deal brexit. It warns of
- “consumer panic”
- “law and order challenges” in NI
- security gaps
- Brits abroad return

Produced before BJ became PM

[Timmy Tiptoes @DannyLeChampion]

@ed_boogie Glad to hear it. I was worried for you momentarily.

[Timmy Tiptoes @DannyLeChampion]

HOLY FUCK.

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

Johnson became PM with 92,000 votes. Boaty McBoatface got 124,000 votes & was overruled for being plainly a bloody stupid fucking decision. Just saying.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

In case you were wondering how fucked Britain is right now, the new foreign secretary is the same dude who negotiated with the EU so hard he had to resign so yeah

[Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez]

Iconic. RIP.

[Timmy Tiptoes @DannyLeChampion]

The creator of The Wire get's it. It's another bizarre, but very real, case of copycat suicide.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

It really is a special relationship. We elected a fatuous, self-regarding moron and embraced national collapse. And now they’ve elected a fatuous, self-regarding moron and embraced national collapse. What better ally can there be?

[Dices⚡️ @iamdicess]

How i want my wife to greet after a hard days work https://t.co/pQP0pVgj8N

[God @almightygod]

Something is wrong with humans.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

When this is all over, nobody will admit to ever having supported it

[Timmy Tiptoes @DannyLeChampion]

If ever you wanted to see a chancer try his luck. What a complete fucking joke. The phrase "Led by Donkeys" is too kind.

[Patricia Darez @PatriciaDarez]

¿Se imaginan a una candidata con este nivel de incompetencia? Yo creo que jamas llegaria a esa posicion...

[Neal Riggers @ChrisCrackNDC]

good music makes you think different

[Otto English @Otto_English]

No word I've come across better sums up Brexit than "Zugzwang". The German chess term for when you are compelled to move, but where all potential moves are disadvantageous and you just cannot win.

[Timmy Tiptoes @DannyLeChampion]

What a burn

[Michael Scott Moore @MichaelSctMoore]

Somali pirates gave me toothpaste & soap.

[David Lidington @DLidington]

Erm, the Implementation Period is actually part of the Withdrawal Agreement. It's in Part 4 of the Agreement, articles 126 to 132. No Deal exit = no Withdrawal Agreement = no Implementation Period.

[The Irish Border @BorderIrish]

Blaming the neighbours when you’re having a row in your own house is quite Brexity