danny simm

community manager for the worlds largest sports community || 'fett' on discord || likes shiny things ||

[Halo @Halo]

There's one more thing…

Join us tomorrow for the #HaloCE Story Trailer reveal, featuring your first look at some of the most iconic moments, reimagined.

Tune in at 8am PDT / 11am EDT / 5pm CEST

[Ed @eddo75]

Knock Knock Knockin’ on Kevin’s door

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

being neurodivergent is having the vision of a CEO, the emotional depth of a poet, and the executive function of a walmart shopping cart with one fucked up wheel that squeaks.

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[rose 🥀 @islarose]

>be me
>little brother passes away in 2024
>create @daremarket, built in his honor
>make a short film for it. nothing crypto has ever seen. not even close.
>launch the product
>lose friends, get kicked from group chats
>everyone tells you someone is going to die
>no one dies. people are making money
>huh. guess the idea was good after all
>alon cohen hits you up out of nowhere asking how it's going
>give pumpfun team the full update
>get ghosted
>wake up to pumpfun launching your concept. copy + paste
>word for word, just without "dare"
>no culture. zero aura. none of what made it mine. or my brother's
>everything else, identical

oh alon. you have no idea the war you just started.

bring it on.

[danny simm @DannySimm]

this isn’t a pro AI bit, it’s an anti shit radio bit

[danny simm @DannySimm]

radio stations are overdoing the “has AI finally gone too far” bit

[ChelseaSchürrle (Joe) @ChelseaShurrle]

New rules I would implement for next world sevens:

- The managers have to take any penalties won
- Bicycle kick goals worth double
- Player of the match selects one teammate to co-commentate the next game
- Subs have to roll onto the pitch to make them actual rolling subs

[danny simm @DannySimm]

marrying her btw 👇🏼👇🏼

[margo🦆 @mikesbaldwins]

up the beer garden x

[danny simm @DannySimm]

Leanne Battersby is an icon

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[VIRGOAT 🦋💕 @jvcx213]

Why can’t British people leave this Oliver Twist mentality in the past. Like literally every few days someone comes online to tell us how they were surviving on bread and sugar water and we should all accept that standard of living today. SHUT UP

[danny simm @DannySimm]

when she’s been watching mike baldwin clips all day and I get home from work:

[Niklander @Niklander3]

Barbara Broccoli & Michael G Wilson were built differently

[The Square Ball @TheSquareBall]

But for who, Chris Kamara?

[danny simm @DannySimm]

@AndyBurnhamGM knows if he raises taxes on a nation that elected him - he would be dealt the appropriate treatment 😂and so!

Curious to see if/when Andy makes it
Through, he sticks to his guns or uses Makerfield as a soft toy ploy for his own ambitions.

The floor is open.

[Alex Wickham @alexwickham]

EXCLUSIVE: Andy Burnham won’t commit to keeping Labour’s manifesto promises on tax and has opened the door to new tax rises if he becomes PM.

His decision to back the current fiscal rules wins him a reprieve from markets, but it limits his options to fund policies like council house-building. It raises the prospect of tax hikes.

Asked by Bloomberg if he is committed to Labour’s election manifesto pledges not to raise income tax, national insurance, VAT or corporation tax, his campaign declined to say so.

They also didn’t rule out new taxes on wealth.

Burnham’s spokesperson says he doesn’t want talk about tax policy during this by-election:

“Andy is fully focused on working hard for every vote in Makerfield so he can represent them in Parliament. Andy is not standing on a national manifesto at this election; he is standing to make a difference for the people of Makerfield and to bring the change he has delivered in Greater Manchester to the national stage.”

Burnham has recently called for the top rate of tax to be hiked to 50p and a council tax reevaluation to target the wealthy. “We have overtaxed labour and undertaxed wealth,” he said last year.

But former Jeremy Hunt SpAd Adam Smith says wealth taxes don’t raise sufficient revenue and it is inevitable Burnham will have to look at the big taxes if he is going to implement bolder policies.

[Sky Sports WSL @SkySportsWSL]

Jess Park has her eyes on the prize ahead of the Lionesses' World Cup qualifiers against Spain and Ukraine! 👀

[James Neill  ≠ 𝕏 @jneill]

Oswald Mosley, Lee
1918: Elected Conservative MP, Harlow
1922: Elected Independent MP, Harlow
1923: Re-elected Independent MP, Harlow
1924: Stood for Labour, Birmingham Ladywood. Narrowly lost by 100 votes
1926: Elected Labour MP, Smethwick
1932: founded British Union of Fascists

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Special achievement. Special person.

A massive congratulations from everyone at United, Tooney 👏❤️

[Kevin Ovenden @kevin_ovenden]

This would work very effectively - as Hannah "plumber" Spencer's campaign did - if Labour were standing a parachuted-in candidate. But Burnham sent his kids to the local school. Lived there for 25 years and was MP next door. And people know that. We'll see, but this looks poor.