Danny Sodz

Fell and hit my head. Woke up shredding and banging 10s. #awesomeperushe *parody account*

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

You guys and even cooler that the actual bonfire team @bigjayoakerson and @DanSoder followed me and mentioned it on air. When you hear a sick guitar riff , or crushing puss with that heavy piece, or just being #awesomeperushe think of ol’ Sodz. #CrackleCrackle bitches 🎸🎸🎸

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@TheBonfireSXM campers. Sad to announce I’m shutting the Sodz Dog account down. I’ve been getting tagged in stuff that is clearly meant for the real @DanSoder and I don’t want anyone thinking my juvenile tweets have anything to do with him. It’s been fun Fucking around with...

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@sarahmcpants @TheBonfireSXM Me and the guild boys sometimes rip some lines and talk about our past conquests. 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸#awesomeperushe #heavypiece #midetfingers

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@sarahmcpants @QueenElisabeth @BenningtonShow I know for a fact that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes in the McPants. BOOM. 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 #awesomeperushe #itwasaplatniumgrey

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@RockRollGhost @DanSoder @GarthOrSomethin It’s just regular guac, but then I’d stir it with my #heavypiece and it became... culinary nirvana... #awesomeperushe 🎸🎸🎸

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

Well look who decided to show. He finally came around when he realized I’m the engine driving this rocket ship to mega puss and stardom. If it weren’t for me, he’d just be a clerk with an 8 3/4 head at the last Blockbuster video open in Colorado. #awesomeperushe #heavypiece 🎸🎸

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@NomeAlone @bigjayoakerson @TheBonfireSXM Hate to break kayfabe here but. @dansoder is actually Soders twitter. I’m just an idiot who loves the bonfire.

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

For all you @TheBonfireSXM campers wondering... of course I crushed @thereallisaann puss after the show. I let my man-servant @bigjayoakerson watch, but had to kick him out midway through cause he kept yelling ‘LARIAT!!!’. #awesomeperushe #CrackleCrackle #heavypiece #batchweight

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

Hey @TheBonfireSXM campers. Can’t wait to get back on the air today with my subordinate @bigjayoakerson . I had all the puss so sopping wet in St.Louis this past weekend, the 6th Great Lake resides in Missouri. #awesomeperusual #heavypiece #pusscrusher #Icreatenature

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@ComicMikeV All your girlfriends take you to the zoo.

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

On @TheBonfireSXM we seem to have the fat bald lady from Total Recall @robertkelly , and what I think is a homeless street performer with horrible horse caps @RichVos in studio. My apprentice @bigjayoakerson has his hands full. #awesomeperusual #CrackleCrackle #YKWD

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@TheBonfireSXM doing a ‘doggelgänger’ for the members on the show. Obviously me. #CrackleCrackle #awesomeperusual #humpinandbumpin 🎸🎸🎸🎸

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

Tonight on @TheBonfireSXM a special treat for the campers. @NikkiGlaser, who used to visit the Sodz dog in Boneville, will be on. I laid the #HeavyPiece so good, she put it on her IMBD page. The role was titled ‘Girl with the crushed Puss’. #awesomeperusual #CrackleCrackle 🎸🎸

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@DanSoder @sweatsuitdan Oh look who decided to show. Ole low plains Daniel.

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@DoktreDraugr @TheBonfireSXM @DanSoder @Wawa You’ll be hearing from my lawyers bro. NOBODY USES THE SODZ LIKENESS!!! Sodz out. #awesomeperusual #thebulgeisnowherenearbigenough #CrackleCrackle #comedylegend #alljewishlawteam

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

I guess @bigjayoakerson is on the same flight as this nobody we have on right now. He’s all excited like he found a Twinkie in his pocket. Sodz dog only flys private. It’s what legends do. @TheBonfireSXM #awesomeperusual #privatejetflyin

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

@alwaysmediocre1 @ZaniesChicago @TheBonfireSXM Have I not told you about my Tight End work on the Colorado gridiron?! I was Gronkin hoes and catching tds when little Rob was in diapers. I got sucked off by so many cheerleaders they called my piece the ‘Spirit Stick’.

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

Sodz dog is about to bless @ZaniesChicago this weekend. I’ll be meeting with my ‘fans’ after the show. AKA hot puss that’s 18(17 if consent laws agree 😉)-25. Sweet juggs required. Come meet my ‘Chicago Dick’ in person. @TheBonfireSXM #awesomeperusual #heavypiece #deepdishdick

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

I was the Judge Dredd of @MTV Guy Court. I AM THE LAW!!!!!! @TheBonfireSXM @bigjayoakerson #awesomeperusual #CrackleCrackle #heavypiece #judgejuryexecutioner

[Danny Sodz @DannySodz]

It’s 2026. I’ve ascended to super stardom. From a dirty basement in Philly, fire house comedian @bigjayoakerson holds a press conference. He details the numerous times while making the bonfire I called him a ‘meat swallower’ and exposed him to my heavy piece. #awesomeperusual