Danny Dañiel

those who cannot acknowledge their true self, eventually fail

[Regy @TheRegyman]

The entire internet after Coyote Vs Acme came out.

[Ahmed Hany @Doolittleraidd]

why pilates is pronounced that way and pirates not

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

Randy Orton has been hearing voices in his head for damn near twenty years and he never killed anybody

[Reema @rxxmaaa]

Big bitches always trynna fight & bully someone. Bitch race me.

[Reki of shedtwt (sh recovery) @N0GENR3]

Suicide awareness month? Ill make everyone aware of my suicide

[brit @booritney]

just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"

[ً @cfwmx]

sometimes i click on my own profile jus to see what a real mf be postin

[Corby! (SFX COMMS OPEN) @CorbyVo]

Whole tl is talking about Looney Tunes so heres my favorite joke ever

[Zito @_Zeets]

I’m a simple man because I cackled at the end of this

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Theo Von was CAUGHT OFF GUARD and couldn’t stop LAUGHING after country star Luke Bryan perfectly SET HIM UP for a joke 😭💀

“Do you like duck meat?”

“Never had any.”

“Duck on down here and get some of this meat.” 🤣🤣

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Sorry I missed your call, it’s just that I don’t use my phone for that

[Investor_NICK @Investor_NICK_]

This ugly mfer scammed 26 women for over $1M and you’re afraid of going up to the cute girl at the bar lmfaooo

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Bitch think she in a movie they swiss 🧀 her big ass

[✰. @swagoszn_]

“it’s been a rough-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Tuesday

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Don Toliver just brought out Drake to his sold out Toronto show

and he performed “Burning Bridges” and “Janice STFU” for the first time ever, crowd went CRAZY

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

“Crew Love” still hits to this day 🔥😂

[Mavu. @khuliso_Neels]

Not smiling until Friday afternoon. No time for jokes this week, just business.

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

Smh