Man left to make her life better, almost died, became a dragon lord and a knight, sneaked into enemy’s hub where she almost got rap*d to take her back home and she is crying about the days he couldn’t spend with her.
"You can get fired in America for cheating on your girlfriend. I had no idea that was legal...Feels like he should hire an attorney.”
— Colin Cowherd
(h/t @awfulannouncing)