Danny Dyer

#3wordsofadvice jog on you mug. (I am not the real Danny Dyer, you mugs)

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

ope your still all joggin on mugs. #royaltyme

[Sarah Elizabeth @cherry_treat]

@virginmedia I have just been told that I have a fault in my area that won't be fixed until 30 MAY!!! But the service status on the website says 'No known issues'. I am utterly disgusted.

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

@annad99 Some well dodge link. proper naughty. I had to tap in me credit card details before itd let me out. it was well murders,

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

@annad99 Oi! someones mugged you right off & sent out DM from your account. bin rabbiting to it for an hour, made me look like a right melt.

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

n shogun is a bit shit aint he #ufc

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

that uriah hall fight as gotta be the gayest fight ive ever laid my blinkers on #ufc

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

@amylwhite @charlottemsav clay pigeon ? i could hook you up with some shooters. dans discount of course

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

pissin it down. no chance of a stoge on the way to the newsagents to buy some more stoges.

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

n look at me now. gone from Pinter to human traffic to football factry to work with cunting bollocks neil fucking morrissey #loadednostars

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

ah i remember when i was a lad n everyone was gettin there alevel results.i was out practicin me actin like a si driven si #mugsgame

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

fat frank

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

feeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooo #englandfc

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

I meant pork scratchings.she made pork scratchings.n im eating them with some britney spears n singing england songs #geezer

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

get inside n england are losin. On the plus side me missus has baked some lovely blueberry muffins.love them.

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

Hold on.thats me sort daughter.fucking get her right inside.dont know the geezer.ill get brighty round.sort him right out

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

Haha couple outside having a right row. birds got a right mouth on her. Bet her dads proud

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

just got a text which read "statham is a cunt". could be from tommy from snatch or kelly brook. didnt even know she ad me digits #sort

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

Google: interflora

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

been home an hour n fuck did the sort missus give me a bollockin. didnt even wanna hear abaat me book. dog days again.

[Danny Dyer @Danny_Dire]

ad a quick shifty round the book. i did not write that posh hoyty toyty. true though! maybe it was when i was smokin that nutty skunk?