Danny Louis

Probably working

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

This week Donald Trump announced that he won twenty million dollars, by betting on Evander Holyfield in his recent fight with Mike Tyson.

Trump says he went public with his huge gambling win just in case there are a few people out there who still don't hate him.

[Danny Louis @Danny_Louis06]

Back in my day, we didn't need fire, we would just cut our own cocks off

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

I spoke with Mitch McConnell today for about 20 min. He apologized for not convicting Trump for January 6th and said that Lindsey Graham is a sissy who is too scared to bring Russian sanctions forward despite promising it for a year.

It was a pleasant conversation

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

June 30

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Playing in a music store in New York this week, Kenny G set a world record by holding a saxophone note for forty-five minutes.

While he did warn spectators that it would be quite boring, it should be noted that it is every bit as boring to hear Kenny G play DIFFERENT saxophone notes for forty-five minutes.

[Danny Louis @Danny_Louis06]

https://t.co/JIndhvXDsT

[Childhood Source @childhoodsource]

I recently got to watch the full unaired Drake & Josh pilot. Instead of the standard 24 minute episode, this version I saw was more of a 30-32 minute episode.

To be honest, I can’t imagine the show as is today with Stephen Furst instead of Jonathan Goldstein. Something felt really off.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

@LauraLoomer You think about my husband too much, ho.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Danny Louis @Danny_Louis06]

@Todd_Spence I get the chills every time I watch this clip

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

This week Donald Trump announced that he won twenty million dollars - by betting on Evander Holyfield in his recent fight with Mike Tyson.

Trump says he went public with his huge gambling win, just in case there are a few people out there who still don't hate him.

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Saw that Rob Schneider is speaking at TPUSA next week and realized there’s statistically people who have not seen Norm Macdonald mock him to his face

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Hello, Norman.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In entertainment news, Ellen Degeneres and lover Anne Heche have announced that they want to have a baby.

However, their plan has hit a snag:

They are both women.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In Bridgeport, Connecticut, the Schaghticoke Indian Tribe is seeking recognition by the Bureau of Indian Affairs - in order to open either a manufacturing company, or a casino.

(pause, as he puts his hand on his chin to ponder these two choices.)

Hmmmm, I wonder which one they'll choose?

Manufacturing company...

Or the casino...

[Danny Louis @Danny_Louis06]

This AI stuff is getting freaky.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Trump shares apparent AI video promoting ‘medbed’ conspiracy theory

[Danny Louis @Danny_Louis06]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary