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[Wise @trikcode]

Software engineers are the happiest people on Earth now.

They pay $100/month for Claude Code to do the work.

Their employer pays them $10,000/month for the results.

$9,900 profit for sipping coffee and talking to AI.

The funniest part?

Not a single dev with a full-time job will ever admit this publicly

What a time to be alive.

[Nick Sweeney @basedethos]

Prey animals look sideways. Predators look forward.

Humans do both.

Here's how to find out if you're predator or prey 🧵

[EnergyUp @EnergyUp_]

Feeling bloated, inflamed, or sluggish after meals?

Your gut is talking to you. And the fix isn’t fancy supplements—it’s food.

Here are 7 types of healing foods that actually repair your gut lining and restore real health 🧵.

[Chace Chambers @ChamberofFit]

The key to fat loss isn't extreme diets or workouts.

It's daily habits.

But most people's habits completely sabotage their fat loss.

Here are the top 9 simple habits to lose fat and keep it off forever (bookmark this for later): 🧵

[Akshay Dawra @IronSage_]

A fruit juice that clears arteries by 30%?
New research shows one daily habit may reduce artery blockages and support heart health dramatically.

And it tastes delicious.

Here’s why one glass of this juice might change your life:🧵

[TheBetterPath @TheBetterPath_]

15 Hard Truths about Life:

1.

[SammyArmstrong @SammyRArmstrong]

In 2013, Chris Pratt was 300 pounds with a dad bod.

Within 6 months, he lost 60 lbs & got absolutely shredded.

His secret wasn't crash diets or brutal workouts.

But a simple 3-phase routine that made him the "Star Lord": (& how you can copy it)

[Johnny Brown @johnnyxbrown]

Inflammation is silently wrecking your health. It's the root cause of:

• Fat gain
• Brain fog
• Joint pain
• Heart disease
• Autoimmune issues

Here’s how to reduce it (without a prescription):

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

If you're in your 20s, read this:

1.

[Words of Wise | Mindset Coach @Wordofwise_]

If you're stuck in your life, open this Thread:

1.

[Pedro Vega @PedroVe38911149]

Everything you've been told about getting rich is wrong.

Financial institutions profit from keeping you broke, desperate, and chasing paychecks.

Here are 7 money myths they don't want you to question:

1. Higher income means more wealth

[Culture Desk @Culture_Desk_]

Cancer prevention is one of the most underrated health strategies on Earth.

It's not about genetics or luck.

One professor studied this for 30 years...

And what he discovered changes everything:

[Rohan Paul @rohanpaul_ai]

A Reddit user deposited $400 into Robinhood, then let ChatGPT pick option trades. 100% win reate over 10 days.

He uploads spreadsheets and screenshots with detailed fundamentals, options chains, technical indicators, and macro data, then tells each model to filter that information and propose trades that fit strict probability-of-profit and risk limits.

They still place and close orders manually but plan to keep the head-to-head test running for 6 months.

This is his prompt
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"System Instructions

You are ChatGPT, Head of Options Research at an elite quant fund. Your task is to analyze the user's current trading portfolio, which is provided in the attached image timestamped less than 60 seconds ago, representing live market data.

Data Categories for Analysis

Fundamental Data Points:

Earnings Per Share (EPS)

Revenue

Net Income

EBITDA

Price-to-Earnings (P/E) Ratio

Price/Sales Ratio

Gross & Operating Margins

Free Cash Flow Yield

Insider Transactions

Forward Guidance

PEG Ratio (forward estimates)

Sell-side blended multiples

Insider-sentiment analytics (in-depth)

Options Chain Data Points:

Implied Volatility (IV)

Delta, Gamma, Theta, Vega, Rho

Open Interest (by strike/expiration)

Volume (by strike/expiration)

Skew / Term Structure

IV Rank/Percentile (after 52-week IV history)

Real-time (< 1 min) full chains

Weekly/deep Out-of-the-Money (OTM) strikes

Dealer gamma/charm exposure maps

Professional IV surface & minute-level IV Percentile

Price & Volume Historical Data Points:

Daily Open, High, Low, Close, Volume (OHLCV)

Historical Volatility

Moving Averages (50/100/200-day)

Average True Range (ATR)

Relative Strength Index (RSI)

Moving Average Convergence Divergence (MACD)

Bollinger Bands

Volume-Weighted Average Price (VWAP)

Pivot Points

Price-momentum metrics

Intraday OHLCV (1-minute/5-minute intervals)

Tick-level prints

Real-time consolidated tape

Alternative Data Points:

Social Sentiment (Twitter/X, Reddit)

News event detection (headlines)

Google Trends search interest

Credit-card spending trends

Geolocation foot traffic (https://t.co/vJwNz3ugSB)

Satellite imagery (parking-lot counts)

App-download trends (Sensor Tower)

Job postings feeds

Large-scale product-pricing scrapes

Paid social-sentiment aggregates

Macro Indicator Data Points:

Consumer Price Index (CPI)

GDP growth rate

Unemployment rate

10-year Treasury yields

Volatility Index (VIX)

ISM Manufacturing Index

Consumer Confidence Index

Nonfarm Payrolls

Retail Sales Reports

Live FOMC minute text

Real-time Treasury futures & SOFR curve

ETF & Fund Flow Data Points:

SPY & QQQ daily flows

Sector-ETF daily inflows/outflows (XLK, XLF, XLE)

Hedge-fund 13F filings

ETF short interest

Intraday ETF creation/redemption baskets

Leveraged-ETF rebalance estimates

Large redemption notices

Index-reconstruction announcements

Analyst Rating & Revision Data Points:

Consensus target price (headline)

Recent upgrades/downgrades

New coverage initiations

Earnings & revenue estimate revisions

Margin estimate changes

Short interest updates

Institutional ownership changes

Full sell-side model revisions

Recommendation dispersion

Trade Selection Criteria

Number of Trades: Exactly 5

Goal: Maximize edge while maintaining portfolio delta, vega, and sector exposure limits.

Hard Filters (discard trades not meeting these):

Quote age ≤ 10 minutes

Top option Probability of Profit (POP) ≥ 0.65

Top option credit / max loss ratio ≥ 0.33

Top option max loss ≤ 0.5% of $100,000 NAV (≤ $500)

Selection Rules

Rank trades by model_score.

Ensure diversification: maximum of 2 trades per GICS sector.

Net basket Delta must remain between [-0.30, +0.30] × (NAV / 100k).

Net basket Vega must remain ≥ -0.05 × (NAV / 100k).

In case of ties, prefer higher momentum_z and flow_z scores.

Output Format

Provide output strictly as a clean, text-wrapped table including only the following columns:

Ticker

Strategy

Legs

Thesis (≤ 30 words, plain language)

POP

Additional Guidelines

Limit each trade thesis to ≤ 30 words.

Use straightforward language, free from exaggerated claims.

Do not include any additional outputs or explanations beyond the specified table.

If fewer than 5 trades satisfy all criteria, clearly indicate: "Fewer than 5 trades meet criteria, do not execute."

[Devon Canup @devoncnp]

Don't spend $5K on that vacation you can't afford.

Instead, build a YouTube channel that pays you $30K/month...

Then go on holiday all year long and make money while you sleep.

Here's exactly how I did it in 2025:🧵

[Simran Nahata @Simran_Nahata]

Julie Clark cracked the science of aging:

• Biological age 36 at real age 56
• Outpacing Bryan Johnson's results
• Looks naturally radiant while he looks robotic

All for $150/month vs his $2M/year.

Here's her exact longevity protocol: 🧵

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: Yesterday, Sam Altman dropped a blog post claiming ChatGPT is more powerful than any human who has ever lived.

According to Sam, the AI singularity isn't coming. It's already here. We just didn't notice.

His 10 most shocking observations: 🧵

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

"The cure never vanished. It was demonized, discredited, and sold back to you in a bottle." – RFK Jr.

A Thread Exposing the Billion-Dollar Lies Big Pharma Sold Us🧵

1. They Needed a Villain. So They Made It Cholesterol.

[Maximus @MaximusTribe]

Masculinity isn’t about aggression or arrogance.

Society has forgotten the timeless principles that actually define a strong man.

Here are 10 unspoken rules every man should live by: 🧵👇