Dan gossard

Just a small town boy trying to make a name for himself

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

@ang_xo15 @sorrynotsorryy and order a plain bagel in a bag...

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

@ESPNFantasy totally dropping the ball today

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

After watching tv today I am going to have to get drunk on Jim Beam Apple tonight.. #youconvincedme #greatmarketing

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

What the fuck was that thing on tv

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

Ok Bernie this free college shit is the same crock of shit Obama said to us a few short 8 years ago... Now we're all in debt up to our ears

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

No Bernie.. All the republicans want is for you to work like the rest of us..

[Drunk America 🇺🇸 @drunkamerica]

When you're stuck behind a protest and there's a Pokemon down the road.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Everyones playing Pokemon again, blink 182 has a #1 song, a Clinton's running for president, Tarzan in theaters. Welcome to the 90s.

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

I will own an Audi one day

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

That first sip of coffee makes everything better

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

@babygirlsatts I am

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

@babygirlsatts my hotline

[Men's Humor @TheMensHumor]

i have been tired for the past 5 years

[Edison Lighting @_EdisonLighting]

4100 light on one tree https://t.co/jYBGkOmJOX

[Edison Lighting @_EdisonLighting]

Clark Griswold has nothing on Edison Lighting https://t.co/Tvm2WQg2sY

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

Wait... Is it Friday yet??

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This kid is going places https://t.co/5J7EuODbdO

[Dan gossard @Dannygossard]

Another day another dollar

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

No you don't have swag, you just look like a fucking idiot.