Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA

Don’t ask why they call me Xman

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Not a super disciplined weekend out of your boy in any aspect

Only up from here

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Whatever the fuck this is
Delete forever
I mean my God

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Jalen Carter😂😂😂

THUG

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Steering wheel/side rail

Yes I was a cart boy

[Snobby Scheffler @SnobbyScheffler]

Where the fuck do these black marks come from??? May be the greatest scientific debate of our time

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Turned on the LLWS and Le Chin Tse has 9 strikeouts through 2 and 2/3rds
Can we deport this kid?

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

@lordfoogda2st Just housed a rack of ribs
Things are plenty figured

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Great day to have a great day

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

“I need a damn Valium” - boss man
#bluecollar

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Update
Danny got his

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main drinking buddies out of town
Don’t worry Danny will still get his

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

@misterberder Not sure what you thought you were

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

main drinking buddies out of town
Don’t worry Danny will still get his

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Shot 100 but birdied 18
Sounds like a will be playing again next week

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Not a matter of if
It’s a matter of when

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Slow pace of play at work today
Keep thinking about the 10 dollars I lost at the course on Saturday curtesy of a me and @misterberder scramble double bogey (I never paid them)

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Stomach currently has its own heartbeat #hung

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

I am wayyyy to exited to get hammered and talk to zero women for the 83rd Friday in a row

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Leg fell asleep while stealing company time today
Limped out of the bathroom unnoticed
Yes I will be doing it again tomorrow

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Shocking the muscles on this Sunday night
Doing anything to not think about the week ahead of me

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Would this be more Father Son and Holy Spirit
Or Bosh wade James

[Danny “Xman” Peterman CPA @Dannyxman149481]

Calm before the storm