Dave “Big Wave” Kona

BBA, BSBA, MBA, CPA, CFO of beer // Arkansas Lambda Chi Alpha Class of ‘83

[Dave “Big Wave” Kona @misterberder]

@youngslatlegion @JRamEnjoyerr I’m so fucking glad Heemathy is still alive. LETS BUY THE FUCK BACK IN

[Dave “Big Wave” Kona @misterberder]

@GerryBeefington Gerry,

Your’re fat

Respectfully, Patrick

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I guess free beer Tuesday got away from ole plastered somehow🙄

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Let my hands dry under this beauty for 5 minutes. It just doesn’t get better #charliehoopersforever

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@Dannyxman149481 One can only hope to achieve such a prestigious honor. I treasure our drinking

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@Dannyxman149481 I’m so sorry Xman. Can’t tell you how much I want to blackout with you rn. My grandma is making “poor man’s” lasagna for dinner tonight.

[Dave “Big Wave” Kona @misterberder]

Can’t wait to torque some beers tonight

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@Dannyxman149481 Too many beers, automatic, still is

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@lordfoogda2st Steve,

Portland is the worst you’re fucked

[Dave “Big Wave” Kona @misterberder]

@sirbaggage Insert the massive explosion out of your asshole

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@Dannyxman149481 I drink on the job.

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@Dannyxman149481 I’m so hungover

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@Dannyxman149481 Sounds like I’m rent free in many peoples heads, I will be blacking this weekend #cantwait

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@Dannyxman149481 Dude how are we going to drink on Friday if you kill yourself tonight?

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@Dannyxman149481 @lordfoogda2st #bluecollarsummer

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Hot new prospect, I wonder if the guy in my profile pic needs some…

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Might have peaked. Fuck the Cardinals

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One of my fellow interns just said his favorite social media is YouTube reels… just reported him to HR for being deranged