Dano Colon

Actor, Writer: Dawnrunner Inc. (@dawnrunnerinc) . People With Issues streaming on Amazon. Former clown with Time To Quit! Theatre

[Dano Colon @Dano_Colon]

What if you could see your death but time-relative details were set to the present? Like if you're going to get shot in a bank robbery, maybe the robber will be really young and the bank isn't built yet so you see yourself get shot by a baby in a Popeye's

[Dano Colon @Dano_Colon]

@sleepy_devo In Canada it's probably a lot easier for people to get ID. That's the problem. In the US we make it so only "certain people" can even get ID, and we use that to keep "other people" from voting.

[Dano Colon @Dano_Colon]

@MattWalshBlog Art, by definition, requires a willingness for things to change and an understanding of perspectives that aren't yours. You can't just tell your own story and celebrate yourself. That's why conservative media is fucking dogshit, baby, it's an ideology of solipsism and stagnation

[Flora 🦕 @holaflora_te]

Lpm re spoiler lo que voy a decir (pasaron como 15 años de esta serie) pero cuando el personaje de Nathan se muere porque básicamente era un pelotudo y estando muerto descubre que su poder al final era ser inmortal... peak comedia británica

[Dano Colon @Dano_Colon]

@Ron_Christian55 You, a powerhouse of thinking deeper than surface level: "Why would anyone intentionally give characters depth and conflict instead of just having them be strong and hit robot like we have been seeing them do over and over and over for 50 years"

[Mato 💖💜💙 @MatologMeatball]

This is unironically how some people engage with art.

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

George: stay away from Curley’s wife
Lenny:

[becca @kokorobitch]

extremely funny thing for an author to say

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

This is why RAM costs $900.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Oh ok. I have no follow up questions.

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

we not gonna have any drinkable water in 10 years over this btw

[Dano Colon @Dano_Colon]

@SenFettermanPA Not pictured: that "30 Year High" is probably like "thirteen incidents of people attacking real, actual neo-Nazis at rallies" (they do exist, sorry Johnny) and is definitely marginal, almost nonexistent, compared to the also-climbing right-wing violence that has always been huge

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

in America, comedians must pledge allegiance to Charlie Kirk before being allowed to perform

[Dano Colon @Dano_Colon]

@inner_concerns @joozie75 @jmhorp Tell the AI that you had write this that it's incorrect and also a bitch

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.

[Dano Colon @Dano_Colon]

@laurent_fourier @jmhorp Well, the FCC is supposed to, you bitch

[Jeremy Horpedahl 🥚📉 @jmhorp]

Not only did the FCC violate the First Amendment by jawboning ABC about Kimmel, they also violated Trump's executive order on this subject

https://t.co/gePOCAsGpF

[Dano Colon @Dano_Colon]

@DeAngelisCorey Eat shit