Danyo

I ate a jellyfish

[Danyo @Danoisdead]

Radiohead is like BBQ for me. I never crave it, but when I have it, I really like it. Also, if I have too much, I have to go to sleep.

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@lisacfriedrich What is read acting?

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Man, the new I, Robot looks great!

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Y’all ain’t ready for all the hiding spots I got planned for Easter eggs this year! I been scheming all winter!

[Danyo @Danoisdead]

The latest polls are now showing the new leading cause of death globally is John Wick. Better luck next year cardiovascular disease.

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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a bear!

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@buseisloose @lisacfriedrich @excake

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@buseisloose Yes, but that isn’t the point.

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Bruh, I would straight up betrayal my whole-ass family rn for some Turkish Delight. No cap!

[Dikembe Muhimbo @buseisloose]

“You’re back online! You sexy bitch” me to google maps

[Danyo @Danoisdead]

Makapu‘u Point Lighthouse Trail - 2022

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I’m officially The-Best-TV-Theme-Songs-Are-To-The-Adventures-Of-Pete &-Pete-And-The-Kids-In-The-Hall years old, and it’s rough ngl.

[Danyo @Danoisdead]

@mikewiebe @Buhnessa I literally just asked her the same question.

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I was promised boom boom

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This pandemic has really been all zoom zoom zoom and almost no boom boom at all.

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Joe Biden just made cancer illegal!! We did it Joe! #StateOfTheUnion

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us all that dental insurance is a real thing.

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

doesn’t everything seem to point back to the fact that we were only supposed to live until we’re 30

[Danyo @Danoisdead]

@excake

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The opposite of a nightmare should be called a nightstallion. Is this how Twitter works?

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Just go ahead and give all of the Oscars to Jackass! It’s the only thing that makes sense anymore.