Danothy Bennett

Genetically incapable of grating cheese.

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If you voted leave we're not friends any more.

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Breaking my silence on this app to share the revaluation that the girl that lives in my flat has had Snoop Dogg and Boy George mixed up in her head for the last twelve years.

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@Scosche Oh, what happened to providing this functionality? https://t.co/CypZI3Tj6g

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@andrewm8488 We are working with Garmin to allow us to be able to perform this task. It's still in the works, but this may be an option that will be available late summer. We apologize for any inconvenience this may present.

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@Scosche Is the Rhythm24 able to transfer heart rate data to a Garmin 935 at the end of a swim activity in the same way a Garmin HRM-Swim is?

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The girl that lives in my flat pivoting to "egg pie" this week.

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Thinking of switching to calling omelette 'egg pizza'.

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The girl that lives in my flat asked me if I was going to "wash the grass" today. I am not.

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I guess I must live in a pretty anti-royalist area judging by the number of upside down flags being flown in the lead up to the coronation.

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This has more genuine insight than any linkedin post I've seen.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

I'm a business shoe.

You're not a business shoe, you're just a regular shoe looking for a job!

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Why do people thing Craig David is so tall?

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Wrong

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Who's taller

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Who's taller

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The average fox needs more than one pair of socks.

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According to the girl that lives in my flat: goose is just duck.

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Do I have a reputation for ...

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Was only following one pay-to-winer, am now following fewer than one.

[I'm @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky @KetanJ0]

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick

The Search Of Shame

https://t.co/T4vGwtpjgh

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The girl that lives in my flat calls him "Elton Musk".

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I was today years old when I found out I've been saying it wrong and it's actually called "trickle treating" because you get a constant stream of treats.

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Wait, does the elongated muskrat think that the people who use Twitter care if it's not profitable?

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@CrazyCrow8 Can't fool me, these are photos of you dancing to the Hokey Cokey

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but antibiotics aren't painkillers.

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Socks are just mittens for the feet