Dan Croft

British expat in Canada. Ok in small doses. Same username on Threads.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

My toxic trait is that I don't care if this email finds you well. 🤷

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

The owner of this platform made a Nazi solute today. Twice. #provemewrong

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

@Sterling_Ins Hi, do you offer temporary cover British expats living abroad, with a foreign license, who need to borrow a family member's vehicle when visiting the UK please?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Spotted on ReichMove.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

I'm now on Threads as dansincanada. Let joy be unconfined.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

My wall of @stevenpage-era @barenakedladies and other things. With three of the prints signed by Steven and Tyler.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

I never used to think of myself as a luddite but I couldn't even hack New Outlook for half an hour before retreating to my comfort blanket of Ancient Outlook.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

Oreos are the most overrated biscuit. I'm willing to die on this hill.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

The only buttons I know how to use on my microwave are the +30 seconds button and the stop button.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

The wife said Sussudio by Phil Collins is "meh" and anyway I'm sure she'll be fine on her own.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

Idea for an unpopular LinkedIn post: "It was truly a privilege to have not been at any bullsh*t seminars this week and to just have been at the office, getting on with my job like a normal person."

No?

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

Spent the morning putting up my new peg board. Sometimes I wish my life would slow down a little.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

@VirginPlus Hello, trying to sign up for a BYOP online exclusive plan but the website is bugging out and not accepting my address or credit card. How can I get the online pricing if the website doesn't work please?

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

If you're a Tory (or Piers Morgan) please do not forget to go fuck yourself.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've decided on my New Year's resolution. 3840x1080.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

@Nigel_Farage You've succeeded then.

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

As a tech support manager it's remarkable how often I utter the words "Oh just please f*cking work!"

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

At Bulk Barn everything is in big drums and you bag it yourself like pic n mix. At Xmas they have Quality Street, meaning you can pick out your favourites & ignore the ones you don't like.

I therefore present...an entire bag of strawberry & orange cremes!

[Dan Croft @DansInCanada]

You can take the boy out of Preston, but you can't stop him buying a sh*tload of pies.

[Jon Cryer @MrJonCryer]

I hate to break it to you, @elonmusk

But a company choosing not to advertise on your platform is actually a perfect example of…

Wait for it…

Free speech.