Dan Shearer, Smiling Politely

Top 25% BMI

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Due to inflation it is now 1300 Island Dressing, but due to Global Warming it is now 460 Island Dressing.

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@hungryiancurtis Hey, can I get an update on order #TFRJ-416205

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@kr0dd @dash915 Envelope of cash works too

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@kr0dd The mail system gathers letters and packages from mailboxes, sorts them at post offices, takes them to other post offices, and then delivers them to homes and businesses.

@Dash915 on Venmo

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@BoyYeetsWorld What I wouldn’t give to hear him say “Hello twitter world, it’s yours truly.” one last time.

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@godsgift_4_u Listen to your wolves

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Inside you there are two wolves and they’re both hungry.

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@natebob76 @BoyYeetsWorld I got tossed out 4 hours ago for using the “I thought you said doll hairs” defense

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True Detective Season 5

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Hey sharks: smaller vending machines that only exist in movie theater bathrooms and they sell 4 types of mouth drops.

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what it feels like to come home from the party and throw on steely dan

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“I didn’t hear no laugh” - Rocky Gervais

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Me when Paul McCartney gets brought up.

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Widely known as the first movie filmed in color, the 5 minute short “Cecil Saws His Arm Off In Front Of His Children” was shelved so the Wizard Of Oz could earn that honor.

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@consequence @OfficialSkidRow @sebastianbach

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Wanted Ohtani but it looks like the Cubs went and signed Stitch

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@thetrompwner

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if you got this one they're putting us down like sick horses at the end of the year

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Zyn holiday tin, we have the technology to make this happen.