Dante Merlo

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@long @Marscats @marscatsvoyage @joelassQ @MaxGattafoni @ganzweenie

[Jonathan Long @long]

⚠️🙀 FINAL @marscats GIVEAWAY! Cat #7272 🙀⚠️

This pre-launch giveaway is your last chance to grab a cat from me!

Drawing Tuesday, October 5th @ 2pm EST.

Enter:

1️⃣ Follow @long and @marscatsvoyage
2️⃣ Retweet & like this post
3️⃣ Tag 3 future catstronauts 👇

#wenmars 😺👽🌑🚀

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

me watching the guy at subway make the subs

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@joelassQ @DDavis1796 @DisguisedToast How big? 🥵

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

*work gets shut down for 2 weeks*

me: I think I’ll take it easy and wait for this Coronavirus hysteria to settle down.

the rest of the world:

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@sofs_tweets You need to die your hair green

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@Shawhelp you must love making me wait.

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@Sprattz @joelassQ @_ws_97 I don’t think it’d be healthy

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@Sprattz @joelassQ @_ws_97 Can I be Binky the ring bearer? 😎🤘🏼

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@CaucasianJames No!! Shut up James!!!!!!😎🤘🏼

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@CaucasianJames But....do she have a booty doe?

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@CaucasianJames Dick out, soft af

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@CaucasianJames Just dip them in some canola oil James geese

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@ScHoolboyQ is the 1️⃣ true 🐐don’t @ me.

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@CaucasianJames Never took you to be someone who spoils movies James, what the fuck man

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@Greekgodx 🐐

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@ganzweenie Nah

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@Quadeca @joelassQ @austinkoerber told you

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@jessicapaul_

[Dante Merlo @DanteM_05]

@FunnyVines @sofs_tweets