Bob

Faking life as a pharmasomethingblahblah technician. Lover of cake and gin and a bit more cake.

[Gareth Wild @GarethWild]

For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.

[Rachel Parkin @RachJParkin]

IT'S NOT A STAYCATION IF YOU'RE STAYING AWAY FROM HOME. IT'S A UK HOLIDAY. STOP THIS NONSENSE NOW. #OneShow

[Davey B @Dave_B24]

Me leaving the middle aisle in Lidl

[henry joce @henry_joce]

It costs £0.00 to chew with your mouth shut

[Ethics in Bricks @EthicsInBricks]

I have a joke about Sisyphus

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[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Hundreds of people gather on Westminster Bridge to applaud the NHS staff who will be treating them for coronavirus next week.

[Lee Binding @LeeBinding]

I think y'all need to see this. It's important.

[Bob @DanteShiraz]

Airy-ation 🤢 #GBBO

[Bob @DanteShiraz]

Happy Belfast pride 🏳️‍🌈

[Leon S. Kennedy 💜💛 @womanizerking]

Who is this? I'm screaming 💀

[Bob @DanteShiraz]

@ianjgill @danwootton Shut the fudge up. Sign me up now

[Bob @DanteShiraz]

@SpotifyCares hi, I’m part of a family plan and have been for ages with no problems. Since last night it’s stopped working and bumped me over to the free service. Any ideas?

[Bob @DanteShiraz]

I didn’t realise wine Tuesday had got out of hand until I just tried to put a tshirt on inside out and back to front

[Brokey McNiggerson @UGRebrand]

When you need to speak to the company's CEO

[Bob @DanteShiraz]

There’s only one way to deal with this hangover and that’s vodka on the rocks and a fag

[Big Field Productions @BigFieldProd]

I made a new opening titles sequence for Eastenders

[Bob @DanteShiraz]

@claireysutty did you see this the other night 😍 https://t.co/B2Si8ssAJ0