Daniel Wertheimer

I'm DJ from Johannesburg, South Africà. Message me for bookings.

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

Everybody please refollow me on @DJ_WertD. Will be much appreciated. Thank you

[Mark Wertheimer @Bosswerty]

About to board flight home to SA. Tweet u later buddies!

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

@DjRoyalK speak to the guys at Incredible Connection or HP in sandton ;)

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

So grumpy that I'm not in S.A to see you play. Play something bouncy for me ;) RT @kylewatsonmusic: Tune-hunting tonight for tomorrow's gig.

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

That's really depressing considering he's the definition of awesome RT @Sexstrology: Optimus Prime died for your sins.

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Penn & Tellers show was amazing. I figured out how they do it. There's misdirection to try & fool you but I'm pretty sure they use magic.

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

@DaveTheCarGuy what camera are you using? And what is the average size of the pictures you're taking? Ever considered a bigger HDD?

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

RT @benmarvin: Czech yourself before you pečené vepřové s knedlíky a se zelím yourself.

[Mark Wertheimer @Bosswerty]

RT @SAVillan: Someone help Rihanna. She wants to be the only girl in the world, loves being lied to and doesn't know her name. Thanks. Lol

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

@BaileySchneider worth the read? I'm a huge fan of crime fiction! :)

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

@CharneJade ask your friend if she'd use her partners used underwear - same principle (kinda)

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

I'm a freelance DJ looking for any gigs in Johannesburg, South Africa during the course of this year. Let me know if you want bookings

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

@Sexstrology personally, @RulesForGuys sounds a lot better... Let me be the swing vote ;)

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

@Irual16 I'm following you only because you're following me. I'm just letting you know. Laurisha.

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

Unless she's a 9/10 or higher and your bro is in another room. RT @RulesForBoys: Never bang your friends sister

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

@Bosswerty you probably check your twitter more often than you do your whatsapp so... WHERE ARE YOU IM HUNGRY?!

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

Nothing to do today at the resort...sports place is closed until 3pm. Going to gym later with @Bosswerty though

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

RT @PigSpotter: "PowerBalance" Admits Their Wristbands Are a Scam, Vendors purchase them for R60 and retail between ... http://tmi.me/51s1A

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

@BlackBerryHelp @gaileancheta I haven't received anything regarding my query.. Rather disappointed

[Daniel Wertheimer @Danwerty]

The rooms here don't come with a DSTV channel magazine thing. So inconvenient - I'd like to know what I'm watching...