Dan West

Comedian, writer, former Space Jam enthusiast

Somehow this has become a reality dating show account.

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@nikolas_dm @elonmusk We are tolerant. Notice she didn't say he doesn't deserve food, Healthcare, a place to live, or to be Alice. But he can have all those things and still go fuck himself.

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Can someone let me know when @TouchTunes goes over to Bluesky? I want them to know how much I love them on all platforms.

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@JohnFetterman They're going to run someone more serious than Dr Oz against you next time, but only slightly more serious. You've shot yourself in the foot SO hard.

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@MPopCraves She's an adult and her lyrics have been sexual for a long time. If parents are mad about their kids seeing it, why are their kids listening to her?

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@JayJurden I don't know how this started, but I know it ends with her friends telling her that no, most girls don't flirt with their father.

The only thing a bachelor's in psych is good for is telling people you have it.

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@SweatieAngle There are definitely some unhinged replies, but you ignored the part where she said she questioned why she married him. That's much more than just snapping and being a little hurtful.

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@NotZariaaa Wow, spoilers

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@imbethmccoll This is peak "they had us in the first half."

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@brndxix She deserves it. Dude was fabulously wealthy with all the privileges of generational wealth and a genius father. She's in college and made a suit that is just as cool.

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@DiscussingFilm Did anyone ask for this? Now that it's a thing, does anyone want this? Please let it lose money at the box office so they stop doing these.

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@Angry_Staffer Dude is on the wrong side of Right Now

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@marsbarsenti @RoxyTall That would be a game changer for me.

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@spaceghost Right? Someone at the bar I'm at yelled at another guy to take his hat off, and I just don't understand what's happening but I hate it.

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@PamKeithFL Probably die broke

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@esrtweet This is so many words for a fairly irrelevant distinction.

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@GS3rdleg @Rocket_Grrrl Fuck, you're dumb

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@Rocket_Grrrl I like the spirit of aggressive protest, but the level of appropriation and just plain awful the image of Nancy Pelosi and John Fetterman doing a haka creates is giving me second hand embarrassment over a complete hypothetical.

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@essenviews My stance has always been "if you have to do math to find out if it's appropriate, it's not."

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@pierretheBezst To be fair, there's also a very clearly designated crunchy to alt right pipeline. So yeah, there's some "Trump Bad" happening, but there's also plenty of "vaccines are bad so food additives are bad."