Daphnes Hyrule

King of Hyrule.
Age: 58
Hobbies: Pretending to be a boat.

[Daphnes Hyrule @DaphnesHyrule]

@kaepora_gaebora: I remember when you used to do that ... good times. Will you be having dinner with us while you're there?

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@King_Ganondorf: I sent you ... well, a box today. I ate the chocolates that were in it ... DON'T JUDGE ME! PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATES RULE!

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@dekutree: What do you believe is about to happen?

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@ZeldaofHyrule: Yeah, you need to do the laundry too. Oh, and remember not to put my fluffy cape in, it'll get all ... not ... fluffy ...

[Daphnes Hyrule @DaphnesHyrule]

@King_Ganondorf: Hey, it's not as bad as when you had to blow up your castle because Link hit your own attacks back at you!

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@ZeldaofHyrule: Indeed it was ... Oh, also, you need to do some commanding tomorrow as I'll be out on a ... peace mission ... to the pub ...

[Daphnes Hyrule @DaphnesHyrule]

@legend_of_zelda: Because ... um, you were off saving the kingdom again. Didn't you ever wonder what we did while you were gone?

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@ZeldaofHyrule: Except for Antonio. Remember when he had that huge party and he jumped off of the Bridge of Elden into Lake Hylia?

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@King_Ganondorf: Ha, you wish. And than Link stabbed you in the head and you were all like "NOOO!" and then you turned to rock. Good times!

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@King_Ganondorf: Remember that time I flooded Hyrule and trapped you inside it? That was great.

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@dekutree: I feel I should mention that I am sending a man over to you to pick up some Deku Seeds tomorrow. Just thought I should warn you.

[Daphnes Hyrule @DaphnesHyrule]

Well, after searching for my good friend Link, I realized there were multiple Links. Whether any are really him or not, I do not know.

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A guard of mine told me there was a gossip stone that millions of people were using, so I joined in. It truly is magnificent.