Uncle Nearest

Thanks be to God who gives us victory through our Lord Jesus Christ #ManchesterUnited #DallasMaverick #conservative

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

Lol....which kind analysis be this....enu dun rofo

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Instead of tying that N10 million in mutual funds and be collecting N170k every month.

Instead, use that money and enter into egg production.

Use N6.4 million to buy 800 pieces of matured layers at N8,000 each.

Use N2 million for where they'll stay.

Use N1.6 million and buy feed.

Without overestimation, you'll be picking at least 750 eggs every day.

And as a wholesale, you can sell at N200.

That'll give you N150,000 income everyday, N4.5 million a month and your capital is still in tact.

Matured layers can effectively produce eggs for 18 months. That is, you'll get almost N81 million from these set of matured layers within 18 months.

And when their productivity begins to decline, you sell them off at N5,000 each for meat. You'll just have to add extra N2.4 million to restock new ones.

And give it two months, you're made.

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

I used to have an uncle like this, who was even more feared by all, Late Chief Akintunde Asalu.....Asiwaju of Ejigbo, God rest his soul

[Tolulope @osunsinatolu]

There’s this particular Yoruba traditional man that has shares in almost all the companies. He’s always on white traditional attire

The man stresses the life out of companies chairmen during AGMs

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

USS....

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

The same company btw😂😂😂 They even have a speaker😭

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

Ben is positioning for 2031....who's even sure of tomorrow.... Nigerian politicians

[Ben Murray-Bruce @benmurraybruce]

The successful rescue of the abducted pupils and teachers in Oyo State is a remarkable achievement and a testament to what can be accomplished when leadership, intelligence, and professionalism come together.

I commend President Bola Ahmed Tinubu for his steadfast commitment to the security of Nigerians and offer special praise to the National Security Adviser, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, whose coordination of our security architecture continues to deliver tangible results. I also salute the DSS and all the security personnel involved in this operation.

Every child returned safely to their family is a victory for our nation. This is the kind of success that deserves recognition and encouragement.

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

Cocaine Mitch gone

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is DEAD, according to reports.

[Queen Aminat @TheQueenAminat]

If you are around Egbeda, ipaja axis and you need a quick breakfast, kindly place an order on Chowdeck or text us on [phone]

Thank you

[Rikki Doolan @realrikkidoolan]

What a video! 😂

@HKane @erling

C’mon England!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

Ewo tun ni Santos o

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

Northern Governors and Traditional Rulers Hold Emergency Security Meeting in Kaduna

Governor Uba Sani of Kaduna State is currently hosting an extraordinary joint meeting of the Northern States Governors’ Forum and prominent Northern Traditional Leaders, led by the Sultan of Sokoto.

The high-level session, chaired by Gombe State Governor and Chairman of the Northern Governors’ Forum, Muhammadu Inuwa Yahaya, is underway at Sir Kashim Ibrahim House, the Kaduna State Government House.

The meeting brings together key federal security officials, including representatives of the National Security Adviser, the Minister of Defence, the Inspector-General of Police, and the Director-General of the Department of State Services (DSS).

Also in attendance are several distinguished personalities of Northern extraction, notably former Inspectors-General of Police, retired senior military, police, and paramilitary officers, as well as former Secretaries to the Government of the Federation.

[TheCable @thecableng]

BREAKING: Reps in rowdy session over motion to summon Tinubu

Proceedings in the house of representatives turned rowdy on Wednesday as legislators disagreed over a motion seeking to summon President Bola Tinubu.

During plenary, Benedict Etanabene, the lawmaker representing Okpe/Sapele/Uvwie federal constituency in Delta state, raised a point of privilege to draw the attention of the house to a June 29 circular issued by Shamseldeen Ogunjimi, the accountant-general of the federation.

https://t.co/nN0wDkJRd9

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

God will bless @akinalabi for this solar street light in front of my wife's supermarket in Ibadan, Along Iyana Church - Wakajaiye road.... purposeful representation

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

Means Portugal is coming home after all

[One Blood 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @Tipster_Blood]

Brazil 🇧🇷 3 : 1 🇳🇴 Norway

Mexico 🇲🇽 2 : 1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England

Portugal 🇵🇹 2 : 1 🇪🇸 Spain

As seen in the dream

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

Are we really having elections in January, is there no opposition, seems PBAT has crippled them all, it would be the easiest election ever....can't believe Nigerian politicians underestimated a fella like BAT, Kai.....

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

JS Park......big game player

[Nature08🇵🇹 @Nature08fm]

Good morning Ft🤍
Happy weekend guys
Look at the intensity of d game
Things we don’t see nowadays

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

There must be a hard reset, things can't continue this, these Lagos boys will finish all that is left, if you really want to know how those boys that surround Bola behave, go through Aregbes reign in Osun, they pillaged that state.....I wonder if that's how the President is also

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

They've destroyed everywhere, those Bola boys

[Ààrẹ-Àgò @MrKakaki]

Agba chef

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

Call me now

[Michael Abimboye @mmakesense]

@DapoMUFC If i tell you wetin this guy do, you go open mouth.

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

I've never been a fan....he must be exposed

[Michael Abimboye @mmakesense]

@DapoMUFC Make una wait hear other things he do… Bat suppose fire am.

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

If they audit the period with which that guy was Speaker of HOR, only God knows what they would find, he's been at the corridor of power for the past 25 years, we are fucked....the country is fucked

[Uncle Nearest @DapoMUFC]

Femi has paid people to assassinate that guys character and deflect from what is really happening, the truth must come out, the COS is culpable.....very reckless guy.... financially reckless