willy outside

steely dan enthusiast, soda lover

[Chris Murphy @christress]

Bringing an iced coffee with wet hair to a western Massachusetts lesbian bar on no mask night to discuss the perils school choice

[Cool Cat @CoolCatlovesyou]

Hey @dominos , what kind if idiots are you hiring? We ordered online, waited 15 minutes, and they haven’t started cooking it yet. Then I asked to add some sausage for the inconvience, and the manager was rude. You better make this right or you are losing a long time customer.

[𝔅𝔦𝔫𝔵 @BinxTalksBoston]

HOWS THE WEATHER DOWN THERE 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 @BuffaloBills @MiamiDolphins @nyjets

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Scrooge OWNS starving children with FACTS and LOGIC.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Diet Coke has to be the perfect drink

[NFL @NFL]

No. 1⃣ in New England

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

My best guess here is that one of Mamdani’s childhood friends made him promise — way back in late 2024 when he was polling at like 1% — that if he somehow got elected mayor that he would figure out a way to mention the movie “Click” (2006) in an official mayoral address.

[Gonzo @chrisgonzo28]

@GregABedard got sum new to say abt me everyday lol

[willy outside @DapperWilly]

@bornposting Just the worst script possible for a spiderman movie

[Rob the Bat @BobTheRatReborn]

It can be argued that "In Bruges" is the funniest movie ever made

[willy outside @DapperWilly]

@ClickThinks Even after Stacy shit in his lunch. Sad!

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

It's @TomBrady day!!! 🔥🐐

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni have absolutely nothing to say about life, cinema or even Star Wars. Utterly vapid filmmakers

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.

“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”

“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

you can just call things you don't like "deeply evil". shrek 3 is a deeply evil film. being a teacher is a deeply evil profession. early bedtimes and eating vegetables for dinner are two acts that are so deeply evil it is ontological

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Field trip to the zoo to watch the galloping Donald Fagen’s chew on their cud

[Choice @choice942]

@PopBase Stewie carrying his own show? Victory is mine! 😈 If anyone from the Griffin family deserves a spin-off, it’s definitely the tiny genius with world domination plans. Can’t wait to see what chaos he brings this time.

[willy outside @DapperWilly]

@ClickThinks Prince Habeeboo drive red Lamborghini

[willy outside @DapperWilly]

@tierneyfilms Morbius does this