Dara Weinstein

messy

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

my new music it go OOmpA wOoMPa but the mice they only play ~teedle deedle dee~ 😔

[David Gordon @MrDavidGordon]

This is the greatest logline I’ve ever read.

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

if you’re teaching an exercise class i’m taking and you DARE to compliment me i WILL marry you

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

not my neighbor (unironically?) watching hamilton on the fourth of july

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

it is so jarring when someone puts the parenthesis before the colon in their smiley face

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

i’m warning you this summer is going to be nothing but me eating bags and bags of frozen mango

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

watching the gilded age and bridgerton have me saying “incorrigible” way more often than is appropriate

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

bagels

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

stop not getting me cakes! i’m fragile

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

not nearly enough scavenger hunts available to me these days

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

remember when my grandma told the waiter to just give her “whatever she’s having” and then pointed to a 5 year old with a shirley temple

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

just found out it’s “brass tacks” and not “brass tax” … devastated

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

i haven’t done anything wrong! (says girl who also hasn’t done anything right)

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

nobody’s even willing to scheme anymore smh

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

the cdc now recommends that you give me a little kiss

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

uh oh! i’m watching legally blonde: search for the next elle woods again… you know what that means

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

living life and doing it with the confidence of a woman who’s definitely eaten things other than soup in the last 3 days

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

we wouldn’t say it’s recommended, but it’s ok

[Dara Weinstein @DaraWeinstein]

my neighbors are currently recording a podcast. hate that for them