derek lloyd

u of u school of music.
i tell jokes sometimes.

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

what’s the singular form of deez nuts? dee nut? dat nut?

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

@TheMUSS @pac12 @UUtah maybe next time have your password be something more secure than byusux69

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

@ColinCowherd @jakepaul dude literally has serious sexual assault allegations against him and is the biggest dick on the internet, but no one in the sports world cares. business as usual....

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

developing story: vape/cigarette sales skyrocket as it becomes healthier to ingest than breathing the oxygen outside.

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

@anthony_massong That’s awesome g! Keep it up!

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

@FirthTyler @its_pilotblake @nalletto @CriddleBenjamin self report! get out of your echo chamber from time to time.

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

@davemitchell42 @CriddleBenjamin self report!

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

damn, didn’t know it was virtue signaling weekend already! sneaks up fast!

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

paul blart has a killer soundtrack.

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

the daddy’s home christmas sequel, however, lived up to the hype from the daddy’s home 1.

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

watching a bad mom’s christmas, not quite the banger the 1st one was.

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

tom cruise having a public freak out on set is my spirit animal.

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

went outside today

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

stepped on pin. foot bleeding, but big mood.

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

ate a bagel today

[Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

[Justice delos Santos @justdelossantos]

Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

btw i’m willing to negotiate down to regular patrick star if need be.

[derek lloyd @DareCloyd]

now that minecraft steve is in smash when can we expect the koolaid man, pillsbury doughboy, and anime patrick star? @NintendoAmerica @Kojima_Hideo @Reggie