hey there demons it's me ya boi

my whole life is a missed turn

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

I'm never going to be the target of discrimination, but I'll be damned if I let someone else become one on my watch.

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

in retrospect yeah mothers obviously wouldn't want their kids playing a game called "grand theft auto" where you are a gang member who kills and robs people

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

This is mistress #2 who’s, coincidentally, also a married Christian influencer that’s devoted to Jesus, her husband, her children and Pedo Paxton.

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

The BBC has requested U.S. President Donald Trump’s phone records and private schedules from around the January 6 United States Capitol attack in Trump’s defamation lawsuit against the broadcaster, The Telegraph reports.

[Rory @RDuffy16]

They should stop using money to describe transfers and use historical players.

Elliot Anderson went for 1.42 Zinedine Zidane’s.

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

getting brutally pissmogged by a woman in the stall next to me who sounds like she’s pouring gallons of water into the toilet

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

Yes women don't call each other females. Next

[sosa @hello22029404]

Me : doc I think I have testicular torsion

Doctor : that is NOT possible you are a female

Me : please check my balls doctor

Doctor : *turns to you, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a "man doctor" while you were reading this?

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

@yinzer_g @liamkane61 Its in never been to the moon unirs

[🤟🏽Kam @Kam7810]

It makes 0 sense why the FIFA World Cup final is not in Atlanta. New Jersey (New York) fan experience has been mid, same with Philadelphia. Atlanta has had the biggest turnouts and the most energy at all events. It is the soccer capital of the United States for a reason.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

Well no its just all the male teachers are single

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

Oh Ben you sweet fool. They have been since 2025.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Last night, a bunch of candidates who literally despise America won in NYC. Establishment Dems, who live in fear of their radicalized base, will cave to them. By 2028, people who hate the country and wish to destroy it could be in charge.

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

Do you know how many stations still use the tag the 80s, 90s, and Now

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

There’s plenty of cultural elements boomers ruined but the fall off for radio is really crazy every single station has been playing the same ten songs for 25 years now

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

Ears. He used them.

[jerry @jerrrrrrryyyyy]

Noob question: how does #16 know to let that ball go instead of taking it?

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

People gotta stop falling for Parody Jeff

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Iranian Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi is celebrating his birthday right now.

Laura Loomer was among the guests at the private party.

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

Ali al-Taher Hill doesn't sound like an Isreali place wonder why they are there

[Spectre @OeconomicusO]

🇮🇱🇱🇧🇮🇷⚡️ BREAKING: The remains of IDF Lieutenant Colonel Ben Simhon, commander of the 52nd Armored Battalion in the 401st Brigade, and his three crew members have not yet been retrieved.

They are still inside the destroyed Merkava tank near Ali al-Taher Hill.

Hezbollah is preventing the IDF from reaching the tank, while Israel is reportedly concerned the bodies could be taken.

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

Ochoa and its not even close

[Jordy @jordyinit]

We need to figure out the International player Mount Rushmore. Average for their club but something else for their country.

[hey there demons it's me ya boi @DareTooImagine]

Yes

[James 𝕏ond @james_xond]

People who went to high school:

Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?