Lissy Dareen

Aspiring dancer from Chicago, Illinois. I love looking at mountains, stealing glimpses of trees, and selling bananas for ten dollars on the Subway (not kidding)

[Lissy Dareen @DareenLissy]

Finally, some authentic millennial representation in the senate

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

n00b 4 lyfe

[Lissy Dareen @DareenLissy]

Throw back to last Christmas--guessing this is probably not gonna happen again this year :(

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LOL! What a bargain! ‘Tis the season to be jolly! HAGS!

[Lissy Dareen @DareenLissy]

@KikiGreene2 Very merry Cheerwine Christmas cookies!!! 🍒+ 🎄=💕

[Kiki Greene @KikiGreene2]

Every day.

[Lissy Dareen @DareenLissy]

@KikiGreene2 Kiki, you really can't just tweet random stuff like this!

[Jean Golean @GoleanJean]

When the apocalypse actually happens and you realize it’s not nearly as fun as all those movies made it out to be #SocialDistanacing

[Lissy Dareen @DareenLissy]

Update: just forged DNA tests to make cousin think fiancée is long-lost daughter! #goldiggergone
thanks @23andMe !

[Lissy Dareen @DareenLissy]

Hello, New York! Not as nice as in the movies, but...

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Some days are done, and that’s enough.

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Think I’m exaggerating? Here’s what she looks like in her latest insta post! She’s messed up and has no respect for my poor sister, stuck in jail!

[Lissy Dareen @DareenLissy]

He brought her with him! What is this, a ‘family’ reunion?! My sister is in jail and he brings his little “fiancée” like it’s some party?! #golddigger

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Ok, so now he wants us to attend his wedding in exchange for paying bail. Problem is he met his fiancée a few months back and she’s half his age.

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Update: my cousin just arrived and he’s kinda rich, so he’s offering to pay bail!

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(Continued) sell a soul, so maybe she’ll get off, but it’s really hurting us all. Well wishes please!

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(Continued) a bit obsessed with earning a quick buck, but the worst she’s ever done before is some light shoplifting (just some gucci bags- cops picked her up right outside the store-community service, no record), but now she’s gone too far. I guess it’s not really possible to...

[Lissy Dareen @DareenLissy]

My sister just sold her soul on ebay and now she’s in some real serious legal trouble. Apparently you can’t sell body parts? I don’t know what’s wrong with her. She’s always been...

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@JoeMont33116813 @SvenDahl4 @KikiGreene2 Always

[Lissy Dareen @DareenLissy]

@KikiGreene2 @SvenDahl4 LOL! I just meant he stole the chocolate basket I won at @GoleanJean ‘s party
#rudedude

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@SvenDahl4 I know what you did

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LOL! What a bargain! ‘Tis the season to be jolly! HAGS!

[Cook Out @CookOut]

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