Darf

[Darf @Darf]

@DineshDSouza @TheBrancaShow It's much easier now that we can just read peoples tweets.

[Darf @Darf]

@joelgrus A cromulent vocabulary embiggens the soul.

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Number 1 issue facing South Carolina?

Please share with me below.

[Angie Pratt @ArkansasAngie]

Graham is polling at 41% and is probably headed to a run off

22% undecided.

Come on South Carolina. Help us get rid of warmongering RINOs in the @SenateGOP

Vote against Graham

[Farm Action @FarmActionUS]

Rep. Thomas Massie is on the brink of securing a huge win for small farmers.

His PRIME Act is officially included in the 2026 Farm Bill.

If this passes, it will deliver a blow to Big Ag’s stranglehold on the meatpacking industry.

“This would make it easier for local farmers to sell directly to local consumers using a local slaughterhouse.”

How?

It would cut the USDA out of inspections for local processing facilities.

“You don’t need the USDA to inspect a facility that has seven employees.”

“So what I’ve proposed is that you could just have the local health inspection… inspecting these slaughterhouses.”

“As long as you don’t cross state lines, you shouldn’t need the federal government’s involvement in this processing.”

“The good news is, I got that in the Farm Bill.”

@RepThomasMassie

[Darf @Darf]

@predict_addict Try Stromberg

[Darf @Darf]

@piersmorgan

[Darf @Darf]

@Riazi_Cafe_en 1,2,4,11,34

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Here are your messages:
"You have 30 minutes to move your car."
"You have 10 minutes."
"Your car has been impounded."
"Your car has been crushed into a cube."
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube."

"Y'ello. Mr. Burns's office."

"Is it about my cube?"

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“Only women and Americans get doctorates.”

CS Lewis

[Math Files @Math_files]

William Feller, a famous probability theorist, once tried to move a large round table with his wife, Clara.

After many failed attempts, Feller used mathematics to prove the table could not pass through the doorway.

While he was finishing the proof, Clara kept trying—and successfully moved the table through.

[Darf @Darf]

@walterkirn @sbpanamared Probably one of the best history books out there.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Still thinking about how legendary this was.

[Paul Dans @PaulDans4SC]

Watch us on @Timcast now!
Let’s Gooooo!

[Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber]

with the big man @DansForSenate

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

A good step in draining the Swamp would be for the DOJ to stop fighting Jesse Trentadue in his FOIA/FBI witness tampering lawsuit and start fully releasing all the records, including unsealing the deposition of John Matthews.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

If Lindsey Graham gets reelected to the US Senate, there’s no reason to have a Republican Party. Here’s how to stop it.

(0:00) Monologue
(45:23) Why Paul Dans Decided to Run Against Lindsey Graham
(1:00:01) How Globalism Destroyed the United States
(1:05:45) Republicans Secretly Colluding With Democrats
(1:09:55) Lindsey Graham's Failures and Killing Campaign
(1:18:57) How Does Lindsey Graham Keep Getting Reelected?
(1:24:55) How Much Money Has Lindsey Graham Made Since Being a Senator?
(1:27:43) Lindsey Graham's Strange Psychosexual Relationship to Violence
(1:42:32) How Lindsey Graham Tried to Undermine Trump in the Fight for Election Integrity
(1:44:10) Can Dans Defeat Lindsey Graham?
(1:50:09) How Can People Support Dans?

Includes paid partnerships.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

32 years ago today, Homer ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

32 years ago today, Homer showed his new chainsaw and hockey mask to Bart. "Cape Feare," first aired October 7, 1993.