Darian Whitmire

Mrs Uncut Caucasian Joy

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you’ve waited for… 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝟖𝟖‼️‼️

[. @horrorguymick]

me at the slightest inconvenience

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

[Darian Whitmire @DarianWhitmire]

@halsey Babe! I really need to see you - Rogers was my 4th Halsey concert to be cancelled. I’ve been waiting since Maryland circa 2022 for this and once again the rain ruins it. 🥵 miss ya!!

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

When you’re 26 and your mom comes in clutch with nerds gummy clusters in your Easter basket

[thran_legacy 𓅋𓆏 @thran_legacy]

Heres an example of why i haven’t tried to put hats on Gusher

[ؘ @archivemileyc]

she is everything to me

[Darian Whitmire @DarianWhitmire]

My favvvvvorite Valentine 🩷

[Darian Whitmire @DarianWhitmire]

@JAYChi_Hawks Good luck!! @KoltonWhitmire

[Just Another Year Chicago: Blackhawks @JAYChi_Hawks]

🚨Frank Nazar Jersey Giveaway!🚨

In honor of the Blackhawks calling up Frank Nazar, we're giving away his jersey!

To enter:
-Like & RT This Tweet
-Follow @JAYCHI_Hawks
-Comment "Good Luck"

Winner will be announced Monday night!
*Make sure it's us if you're selected*

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They are not.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Realest shit an animated character has ever said

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me.

[Darian Whitmire @DarianWhitmire]

@ShawneeSewist I have just never seen the appeal until now

[Darian Whitmire @DarianWhitmire]

so Bill Skarsgard is hot ?

[Darian Whitmire @DarianWhitmire]

@halsey You’re just so cute it’s unreal !!

[Darian Whitmire @DarianWhitmire]

Childless cat lady who is miserable with my own life and the choices I’ve made ✅

[Darian Whitmire @DarianWhitmire]

@halsey I saw you 6 years ago today in concert in Rogers, Arkansas and my favorite day!

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

this movie ruined my entire life i don’t even wanna talk about it