The Drink

I’m on threads now

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I feel like the heat is never going to go away

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@thatsthepork I’m gonna do heroine under the Dr Pepper water tower

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My calves look so insane from my pov when I look down at them at the gym but then when I look in the mirror it looks like I’ve never worked legs a day in my life

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What I see in my side view mirror going 33 mph on my way to work after taking the I-40 western exit and traveling southbound.

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@Darth_Hanakin And a shitty taco place

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The wheeler district was such a dumb idea and I hate that so many people think it’s cool

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I don’t think anyone has noticed my team name in my dad’s work fantasy league yet.

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🚨 The Cubano is back on special at guyutes 🚨

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Just heard an old man say “9/11” like 5 times while on the phone at the airport. I think that deserves a little prison time.

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The older I get the more I realize that summer is actually the worst season.

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@thatsthepork Wow I had no idea Robert E. Lee was both married and directly related by blood to George Washington.

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@thatsthepork He will become an army

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If you are a millennial and single you are now officially an “unc”. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

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Hulu just made me watch 5 ads in a row and 3 of them I had to CHOOSE which ad I wanted to watch.

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https://t.co/87rWNSug5Z

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I want to see a gen alpha smoke a cigarette

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Oh boo hoo that bar that you used to love that takes 30 minutes to get a drink is closing down.

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37 days until OU football.

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Start digging in yo butt, twin.