Darin H

Person of interest. And sassy.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

Best wig award: john travolta. And winner of best beard. #oscars1181

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

Where's the god damn pizza #oscars1181

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

Navy is the new black. #oscars1181

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

BGA hosting the oscars. #oscars1181

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Cate Blanchette: your dress looks like a mussels fishery. #oscars1181

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

I share my birthday with Michelle Obama. I hope she's as day drunk as I am.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

HPV commercials are my favorite commercials.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

@DameWallis gets taken on far too many getaways for my liking. #shouldapushedherdownthestairswhenihadthechance

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

Thinking of wearing muumuus from here forward, as all my clothes suck!

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

The joys of manhood: clipping your ear hair.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

@DameWallis I digress.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

@DameWallis but everyone loves MissSadieSades!

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Any woman who votes Romney ought to get her head examined. But first get your vagina examined, because he’s defunding Planned Parenthood.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

I've got some news for you: phlegm bots have feelings too.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

@DameWallis I've had it for a full week now. I'm a phlegm bot.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

I'm gonna go to the gym and check in on FB and take pics of myself in the mirror to post. Seems cool.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

@DameWallis Damn you and your blog. Puffy red eyes and a runny nose before work.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

I really don't enjoy California rolls.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

3 helicopters at 630am really grinds my gears.

[Darin H @DarinHodge]

Pride is cancelled. I hate all my clothes.