darius blake

laugh artist, philosopher, sometime writer, heavy reader, knowledge & truth junkie, sexy bitch...basic nerd material, no DM’s from plugs, immediate block

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

“You want me to do two things? I’d call my lawyer if dialing the phone wasn’t such a hassle.”

- bender

#Futurama

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@deesnider All they really did was clue us in on all the lyrics i misheard before they made everyone print them with their albums. I don’t think many parents actually read them or cared that much.

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

It’s fun to remember that trump couldnt even make it as an honorary member of stern’s ‘wack pack’ and he tried so hard. Told all those stupid stories that he rhought made him look cool but they just revealed him for the giant douche he is and stern just laughed at and mocked him.

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@batcountry1980 😊

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@Gatimo 8?!!😊🙏

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@trent_lewin @donkoclock He reminds me of that kid in ‘the toy’ before richard pryor effed him all up and made him find his soul.

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@YourAnonNews Yup, eff any other political aspirations her dumb ass might have

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

Were oz and festeringman in cahoots in PA?

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@FBIDirectorKash Sure.

I can make up numbers too and take credit for other people’s work.

Plus your judgement on whom the terrorists are is seriously skewed.

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@SpeakerJohnson Youre soooo stupid. Nobody believes your lies anymore.

Reminder: mike johnson sentvthe house to recess so they wouldnt vote on impeaching that flagrant murderer, pete hegseth.

Once again and as always, go fuck yourself

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@Trinhnguyen3452 Two electrons are super intelligence to him🤣

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@JDVance You would bar yourself if you had any soul at all left in that rotting meat suit you carry around, you stupid douche

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@MikeJohnson Fuck off you fascist fluffboy

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@MikeJohnson We’re taking it, bitchboi

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@BiatchDulce Yes!!!

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@BiatchDulce Yup, and the gop will be howling from the sidelines that it’s not dimb enough for them the whole time. Just like trump did during biden’s whole term. Can we deport the trumps and elon to the moon - wr better yet, mars, please?

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@ZelenskyyUa Whatever you tell the orange bozo in confidence will be relayed to putin shortly thereafter so tread lightly and bring cotton balls for your nose and a deck of cards with you.

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@Trinhnguyen3452 Makes it worse. Jesse’s infostainment shouldnt be believed by anyone.

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@kaitlancollins Donald trump is a dunce and it should be pointed out to him every chance you get. Don’t sane wash him anymore.

[darius blake @DariusBlakeNY]

@SundaeDivine A planet called ‘eternia’