toonlink

i don’t hold a single $LINK token. just here to watch link tards get scammed

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@DalvLinkler @coinfessions The next $LINK “bull run” will be your last chance to get out at maaaaaybe double digits. If that.

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@DalvLinkler @coinfessions Uh huh

[DoTheRightThing @The_dude__80]

"All LINK holders benefit from the reserve..."

Let's take a look at that investor "benefit" from the reserve:

-$Link price August 2025 (reserve release): $18.46

-$Link price June 2026: $8.48

Nobody gaslights their investors harder than @Chainlink.

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@fulltimelinkie Aaaaand you’ve been scammed!

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@0xTheInvincible

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@ChainlinkAnt @UncleOldFax And you bought $LINK at $0.17 right?

[Short Cube Capital @UncleOldFax]

$AMD is up 7.5% today, and 300% over the last year. You could’ve easily been holding that, but you are a $LINK marine listening to generational bagholders telling you how Sergey is going to make you yacht rich. $LINK is down 42% the last year, and 75% down on the 5-year. L O L

[Short Cube Capital @UncleOldFax]

$LINK marines used to spam /biz/ with “$1000 EOY” price targets and it’s $7. They all thought it would go like $ETH where it didn’t stop until they were labeled “early LINK whales” and then got shat on by the project’s founder. Turns out said founder made the “$1000 EOY” memes

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@ClairHawk_Cap

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@SmartCon_Drums As long as you dump them before the team does.

[Short Cube Capital @UncleOldFax]

Let’s revisit this. If you listened to this ape, you’re now down 50%. If you bought those GLNK options, even more. Do not listen to these morons, they are here to burn your money. Hey ClairHawk, show your positions now. Let’s see how smart you really are

[Chainlink Is A Scam @ExposeChainLink]

This pathetic excuse of a human being, a pile of steaming excrement in human form named @rorypiant told you 6 months ago to tag your dad and tell him that @chainlink and @nvidia really had a lot in common.

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@LinkCapital777 @UncleOldFax

[Short Cube Capital @UncleOldFax]

$LINK marines talked after the White House crypto ball. They talked after the White House roundtable. They talked when World Liberty bought $LINK but not when they sold. They talked when SWIFT was supposed to “go live”. Silent when nothing happened. They talked when “production, not pilots” was the catchphrase. They talked about DTCC, they talked about the Reserve. Payment abstraction. The marines do nothing but talk, because they can never back it up with price action or profits. The entire reality of the $LINK marine is to talk about enterprise larp as if that will do anything for their lives. You’ve spent a decade talking up a flannel wearing slob who couldn’t care less about his own appearance, but you think he’ll care about yours. You’re $7 halfway through 2026, with no updated staking. No production that matters. No GMX fees. No BUILD rewards worth a damn. No gains from a 2021 all-time high. Ladies and gentlemen, the $LINK marine.

[DoTheRightThing @The_dude__80]

Reminder to check in on your dad if you participated in the $Link "tag your dad" series.

If he followed you, he's down somewhere around 32-45%, with further losses expected as the crypto market implodes.

However it's likely he didn't because he knew you were retarded.

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@defi_frog @UncleOldFax

[Short Cube Capital @UncleOldFax]

Micron has gone up more in the last two weeks than $LINK has gone up in 6-7 years

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@XRP2TheMoon_ @DoraDXplorar @shannonsharpeee If they’re alone and nobody is around, then yes.

[toonlink @DarkChainLink]

@Dindunuffin187 @UncleOldFax Can you go on an explain to us why it was “three weeks”?