Guy Behind The Counter

Writer, film/music nerd, electronic entertainment enthusiast.

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I don’t know if you need to hear this but America is not a personality.

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@iantothemax BSB vs N’Sync was like Ford vs Chevy back then

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@fillerchrist @Shitstrophy @zachsilberberg @santiagomayer_ Correction, it was the literal embodiment of his entire account and posting and also, what I’m into isn’t the embodiment of my personality. Also, don’t care and I didn’t ask so get bent, main character of the world.

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@hahaheeheehuhuh @Shitstrophy @zachsilberberg @santiagomayer_ Man, all you dudes out there pretending to be Joker is one of the saddest collective things I’ve ever seen in my entire life, it’s like you can’t make your own personality so you directly copy one that isn’t that cool to begin with.

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@Wario64 Too bad I gotta wait for the X|S version to drop sometime in the future

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@521Stealth @hasanthehun Yep, that’s me, a guy who doesn’t think Stonetoss is cool. Have fun being a loser though.

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@521Stealth @hasanthehun I don’t know what is lamer, Stonetoss comics or being a Stonetoss fan.

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@FudoFinalform @poncle_vampire @PUREFILTH6669 Do it! You’ll have so much fun with it that you won’t even notice the time flying by!

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@HuntersReject68 @TrinityforHire @extra_dizzy @ycsm1n I mean sure but dancing over your dying child to a Kendrick Lamar song for attention is probably in bad taste regardless of the coping mechanism.

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@MattBors The whole trend of dancing/singing about your trauma on TikTok is bizarre. I saw one about a woman who “rapped” about how a guy paid her to talk to her butthole when she was a stripper and how it was traumatic, it felt like a parody bit.

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@thepunkrockmba “Alright, before we get to this next song, I wanna tell y’all about Raid: Shadow Legends…”

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@Locke__PSB @Wario64 Traditionally, COD has always be sold on Black Friday for that much of a discount. Still sucks though.

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@Wario64 Man, I miss the days when Walmart would have new releases on sale for like $30

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@spencerbrown @AsteadWesley

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@nofaithnmankind @Wario64 Man, I wish I could play it again for the first time, easily one of my all time favorite Western RPGs

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@9_volt_ It’s honestly one of my favorite games this year, so simple yet so addicting

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@danozzi Sadly that died but it lives on at Board is Life.

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@foolproofplan @danozzi Nah, it’s gone. It now lives on at https://t.co/lRk4QqBmx4