LANCER!!

The bounciest pumpkin in the land! Im a KEYITEM, yknow!! | //i might not post here too often yk school and stuff…

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@HER0_SWORD //Teddy, the LIGHTS, please!

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@TheGreatestK1ng Hohoho!! Tis a mentee’s duty to take care of his mentor…

Take my blanket! I sleep in holes anyway!!

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@HER0_SWORD //no body fw weegie…?

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@pippins0333 Hohoho!! Dont worry your little green head! He was talking about “Paycuts”! He’s paying you to cut something!! Are you a barber???

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@G1mmeABr3ak AMAZING!!!

[Fumihiko Takaba (totality neutral) @FunniestOAT]

geardies and gearntlemen

i present to you: #UnholyCrusadeR slander!!!

@TangerineB0t @KaizoFlowery

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@FunniestOAT @TangerineB0t @KaizoFlowery @G1mmeABr3ak @SageSmasher @SmartestIn5G @RedSlashingHood @thecagedvessel @Just_Doki4 @AllUnderDoom @Shad0wm4nt13 @ASC00LASITGETS //THIS IS AMAZING LMAOOO

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

This is already outdated!!!!

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

As a token of my regret, heres a sneak peak of the suprise …!!

//its a voice actin thing lol. a collaborative effort! all lines in here are wips so they’re a little low quality lolll

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@JustARegularDee THANK YOU WADDLE DEE!!!

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@mossdecimator Wow!! You really ARE like Toothpaste boy!! Thanks for the juice, Fido!! Hohoho..!!

[Lancer skips off happily]

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

…Hello..?

U-Ugh..!! My chest…!!

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@mossdecimator Hohoho!! You sound like lesser dad!!

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@mossdecimator I’m a bouncy little pumpkin!! I’ll bounce back!!!

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@mossdecimator W-well, Toothpaste-adjacent person, you’re gonna have to step up your game!! My mind is too fresh and fragrant for any normal comedian to come close…

A-and, dying?! H-hohoho!! I just can’t move my body! Or feel anything below my neck!!

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@mossdecimator Hohoho!! T-the only ROBOT here is the metalic casing enclosing my huge muscles!!! Cuz’ im awsome…!!

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@HugGiverRalsei //OH MY GOD THANK YOU I WAS NERVOUS 😭

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

As a token of my regret, heres a sneak peak of the suprise …!!

//its a voice actin thing lol. a collaborative effort! all lines in here are wips so they’re a little low quality lolll

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@G1mmeABr3ak //I CANT BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS 😭

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

@Just_Doki4 The lord giveth and the lord taketh away…

[LANCER!! @DarkJackLancer6]

Im unsuspended !!! Sorry clowns, i got booted outta my account for the majority of the day…

[Egghidorah @DJurblesWaffles]

#deltarune