Mark Derner

Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.

[Mark Derner @DarkMerner]

John Mayer’s reaction to playing Althea one song early was hilarious

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Mike Vrabel in cheating on your wife therapy:

[Jeff K 🌊 @Kravitz76]

11 years ago tonight: #DCsports

[Variety @Variety]

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth tried to evoke Holy Scripture but instead quoted Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction" during a Pentagon worship service.

Hagseth read the altered version of Ezekiel 25:17 quoted by Samuel L. Jackson’s character in the movie just before he shoots a man to death.

https://t.co/uqW3oMXMbV

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Ashford Meadow Tourney merch is getting out of hand.

[The Masters @TheMasters]

It's the day the golf world patiently waits for. Welcome back to Monday at the Masters. #themasters

[Brentley Romine @BrentleyGC]

Darren Woo is a 56-year-old firefighter. He works full-time for the Savannah River Site Fire Department and also volunteers for Columbia County. He's been a caddie at Champions Retreat, about 20 minutes from Augusta National, for six years. He's also a father to five boys.

Two weeks ago, Woo looped for three @RazorbackWGolf players during a practice round at Champions – one of them was Maria Jose Marin. When Marin asked Woo if he'd caddie for her at @anwagolf, Woo jumped at the chance. Behind the scenes, Marin's father, Jose, was giving up the bag, telling his daughter, “I love you with all my heart, but you need someone that knows how to handle a tournament of this level.”

Woo had zero experience at Augusta National, though his calming presence and positivity earned him the loop for Saturday's final round. Arkansas coach Shauna Estes-Taylor said Woo's southern accent was so calming, that one could "meditate to it."

Throughout the final day, Woo encouraged Marin with things such as:

Be confident.
You’re going to work it out.
Give yourself a chance.
Keep your head up.
Breathe.

"He was my greatest support during the whole week and a key to the victory," Marin said.

Woo revealed after Marin's win that he worked a 14-hour shift that ended at 7 a.m. Saturday, less than four hours before Marin's tee time. He also shared that he not only has one granddaughter but he has two more grandchildren on the way.

“Maybe I’ll be lucky enough and have three granddaughters," Woo said, "and they can all grow up to be like Maria.”

[Searchlight Pictures @searchlightpics]

WILD HORSE NINE, a film by Martin McDonagh. Starring John Malkovich, Sam Rockwell, Steve Buscemi, Mariana di Girólamo, Ailín Salas, with Tom Waits, and Parker Posey. In theaters this fall. #WildHorseNine

[Mark Derner @DarkMerner]

That’s Jonathan Kuminga money

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: The #Dolphins are signing #Packers QB Malik Willis, as a new QB has landed in Miami.

He gets a 3-year, $67.5M deal with $45M fully guaranteed in a contract negotiated by @DavidMulugheta of @AthletesFirst.

[Mark Derner @DarkMerner]

@DanOnGolfShow Second nine*

[Mark Derner @DarkMerner]

The “Omaha”, guys on chicks segment and it’s not even close

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

favorite pmt moment ⬇️

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new episode of ‘THE ROOKIE’ will prominently feature the cast of ‘GAME CHANGER’, a competition series from Dropout.

Episode Description — “Harper and Miles feel the weight of their recent mistakes, while Harper is tasked with training Miles. Nolan and Celina are dispatched to a robbery call at the Dropout TV Studios where Nolan encounters a familiar face.”

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

MEGAN KELLER AMERICAN HERO

USA WINS THE GOLD

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Mark Derner @DarkMerner]

We are one step closer to a binge mode reunion. @MalloryRubin @netw3rk

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Tomorrow we’re launching a new video pod with old friend Jason Concepcion aka @netw3rk — it’s called ‘Wait A Second…” and it’s a weekly deep dive into a controversial/confusing/inexplicable news story that, um, needs more examination. Welcome back JC.

https://t.co/n5OpUfzDeV

[Howard Leader @HowardLeaderman]

"I would have nominated Sinners a 17th time"

[nick @lovechazelle]

there’s a new chalamet out that’s supposed to be nuts

[Mark Derner @DarkMerner]

Literally jumped out of my seat in the theater

[Bryan Sudfield @BryanSudfield]

Haven't stopped thinking about THIS moment from WAKE UP DEAD MAN. Perfection.