DarkEm

A heartless sheriff, waiting to punch and asking questions later

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 30 Mar 2013 (via @twi_age).

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 30 Mar 2013 (via @twi_age).

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 30 Mar 2013 (via @twi_age).

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 30 Mar 2013 (via @twi_age).

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 6 years and 2 months, since 30 Mar 2013 (via @twi_age).

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 6 years and 1 month (since 30 Mar 2013).
What's your #TwiAge? https://t.co/5m2qBmXaL6

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years (since 30 Mar 2013).
What's your #TwiAge? https://t.co/5m2qBmXaL6

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years (since 30 Mar 2013).
What's your #TwiAge? https://t.co/5m2qBmXaL6

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 10 months (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 9 months (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 8 months (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 7 months (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 6 months (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 5 months (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 4 months (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 3 months (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 2 months (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

I have been on Twitter for 5 years and 1 month (since 30 Mar 2013).
And you? https://t.co/4nT2UACUzj

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

[Packs bags and flips the sheriff office’s sign over to] “Fucked off to Vegas, if I don’t come back; I’ve shacked up with someone at Hooters. “

Let the crime rate rise.

[DarkEm @Dark_EmmaSwan]

We don’t get a pension every month? https://t.co/Lqtg9LVlKL

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Tsk, I got my hopes up and everything.

Sounds pretty laid back, kinda like retirement. Except there's no check every month. https://t.co/2kef5SEWMw