Watson ( parody | slow replies )

I was an army doctor , that means I can break all the bones in your body while naming them . ( 18+ ms / mv ) ( AU dark!John )

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

Doctor John Hamish Watson

- former Captain and doctor of the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers
- Best friend and flatmate of Sherlock Holmes

- and also a m*rderer

credit for the edit goes to @ johnlocked_1 on TikTok

more info below

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

breathes

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

@SnipingScopes i am here .
unfortunately .

did you miss me at all ?

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

@SnipingScopes

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

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wanna like — redo this account

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

darling

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 ~ 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑦 @MissHolmes_SH]

👁️

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

i feel like I’ve been asleep for years

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

👁️

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 ~ 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑦 @MissHolmes_SH]

👀

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

👁️👁️

[Pierse @poshshotprick]

• ᴘɪᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ,
~ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴄᴇʟʟᴇɴᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ~

an original character set in the BBC Sherlock universe — but account is multiverse .
By the chaos of Kieran .

• Ex - military
• Employed by Jim Moriarty
• Arsehole

18+ MDNI
( edit by @/xwnt.v )

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

tonight .

good .

do let me know if you find someone to st@b .
if not , then I may volunteer .

[𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 •𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗒• @DeathMagpie]

Mhhm. I don’t mind blood on my suit, it means I’ve done something important.

Tonight, I can do that.

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

@MissHolmes_SH the doctor clenches his teeth together —- her hands were cold .
as they almost always were .
but he relaxes soon enough .

his arm wraps around her waist , pulling her closer .

“ ‘s a good day for sleeping in . “

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

I’ve only just woken up , and Jim is talking about st@bbing someone .

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

and yet you would dirty it to st@b someone .

my heart is broken , and my day is ruined .

tonight , then ?

[𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 •𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗒• @DeathMagpie]

Where is your little pet Holmes?

I’m not changing out of my suit to lay next to you, sorry darling.

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

@MissHolmes_SH it is .

it’ll snow again .
i can feel it in my shoulder .

c’mon .
I’ll keep you warm .

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

@MissHolmes_SH mm , isn’t it ?

come back to bed .

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

s’pose so .

would prefer a body in bed next to me while i go back to sleep .
sounds much more fun , at the moment

[𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 •𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗒• @DeathMagpie]

Isn’t it a fun day?

[ً @aslovewept]

man—made horror; i am my father’s child.

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

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also thank you all for your patience

I’m on and off of this account so sporadically

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

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Twitter , please stop recommending me v¡olent videos .
thank you
— Kieran

[Watson ( parody | slow replies ) @Dark__Watson]

one of my biggest fears is having a bug living inside my ear