darkcanuckAB

Worst person you know. Paramedic.

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@escapefrommelos

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The replies are killing me

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@lunasnowgroupie Is that fucking George Droyd

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@Thee_BlackMamba @AtlasXIV @avidseries You can just say Donald Trump

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@PollTracker2024

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@electionsjoe

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@UtahCollegeReps

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@AtlasXIV @Aves_Clovis @avidseries “Lemme tell you, no one else pushes out such incredibly hot, creamy, viscous loads, which always come out glistening, creamy, syrupy, and slightly sweet with a distinctive umami undertone, onto the fresh, plush, thick lips of MAGA patriots across the country.”

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@AlbertaTeeCo @AdamMacVicar Because someone had to bring Alberta into the 21st century, even if they're kicking and screaming. We need better infrastructure, and ignoring it and neglecting it is how the Roman empire crumbled

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I don't care who wins, I just need Vegas to lose #StanleyCup

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@nologic909 @dm4uz3 I wanna boop it’s snoot

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@ImmaKrazyKat @DarkLincoln1863 @siuansanche10 @JoshuaBailey184 They’ve pretty much always been doing both

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As a Paramedic who works shift work with a pretty brutal shift change, I couldn't function without this stuff. I truly believe it makes me a better practitioner for my patients. The difference between half asleep going "Oh fuck this guy, waking me up for his 3AM tummy ache?" vs "Alright, abdominal pain. Let's work through the differentials. If it's bullshit - Who cares?"

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@Captain_Fubar Oman

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@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

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@AirCanada @Airbus The A321XLR is such an incredible aircraft. So happy Air Canada is flying it now!

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@hellspatisserie >Wechat

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@SumDumHoe "Hm... looks like a code P087. Unbalanced vaginal flora with increased pH."

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@olamide3039 @lovecamehere

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@moen_tim "911, do you need police, fire, ambulance, or appliance repair?"