Darkling

Evil genius. Managed to evade the guards.

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getting the hang of

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Week in and week out, British news was full of rows with the EU. Now it hardly ever gets mentioned. Yeah we fight amongst ourselves instead, but that's much healthier. I do think we are generally happier to be out.

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@LeeHurstComic those are all the same thing, Lee

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@HJB_News__ the cunt in the balaclava looks like a right cunt an' all - and that's swearing!

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@HJB_News__ horse should chomp his fucking head... also why is he dressed for Antartica, the cunt

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@TheBabylonBee fukkin savage I like it

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I am a proper English fan but they were dogshit yesterday. Step up or step on the plane!

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@fesshole Sting rays can't get through them.
RIP Steve.

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Why do middle class twats always want "affordable housing" - don't they realise that the gov will just move in a bunch of scruffy cunts there? You want properly expensive housing mate, and only high class hookers!

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Goat rapey cunts are taking the piss.

https://t.co/wCpaFJNY6u

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🚨NEW: Footage of "asylum seekers" moving into their taxpayer-funded £250,000 houses in the quiet village of Stoke Heath, Shropshire.

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Fukkin mental! We need to toughen up right now!
https://t.co/GyiugzvCis

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@celtic_jaime pause the side boob

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@WendtheWalker cunto

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@braves2430 all get in the bin, shite

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@TPointUK We shud encourage them to beat themselves harder

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@Lost___London fak me sideways son - doesn't look like that no more!!

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@TheBabylonBee "Magnolia or something"

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@CallMeK1123 @MrFoodies that's literlly there thing

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@_we_love_food yeah mate, loads of it in London - fucking lovely

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@Mofoman360 quite tidy - can't tell she got her snozz smashed up