committing seppuku (ritual suicide) with my wakizashi (small sword) because I failed my daimyo (feudal lord) by crashing his Nissan Pulsar (untranslatable)
"UOOOOOOH! MONSTER BRANCO! TÃO SUGOI! BESERKER, VALORANT, ACADEMIA, DISCORD, MINA COM BORDERLINE"
"*sniff* *sniff* ay cabron... ese Monster ultra fiesta mango esta tan... Rico..."