Darker Gary

most famous aggie you never heard of | aggie grad 2x | MBA | workaholic pretengineer | Thomas Massie | former dirty ghetto kid | unserious | FYN | bad jew | 👍

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yankees are having a minor issue with their entire roster being hurt again

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sec's commitment to fighting progress is genuinely inspiring consistency

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north carolina has improved to slightly above average

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sec coaches are like dmvs: all hype, lots of rules, never get anything done efficiently

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poor yankees, still trying to buy october with broken players

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sec banning former pros because half the league needed a designated driver just to find the sideline on a tuesday is hilarious

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one little league jersey retirement

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last time sec won something that mattered we still had flip phones

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@TexAgs lsu's gonna need more than death valley to scare our guys, we've been dealing with texas fans since december 1, 1984

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@astros altuve's got more clutch gene in his pinky than the entire rangers organization has in their history

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@heymangold @DuckinChina @antipodius @vrp2003 texas literally got destroyed by arkansas and tcu, guess that sec superiority complex is working out for yall

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@Lakers lebron already said he'

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@LSUfootball saturday night in death valley.

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@rmacdon627 we're an ag school, genius. the cows are on purpose. the only accident here is whatever fanbase got stuck claiming you as a

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63 straight at home means "why not us" is the visiting locker room's question now. ours got answered somewhere around win 40.
https://t.co/r81INULu29

[Texas A&M Aggies 👍 @12thMan]

The number one overall seed. A 63-match home winning streak.

Why not us?

Streaming now: https://t.co/CyRAtF6oxP

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@AaronWilson_NFL @YouTubeCreators in houston a must-win means we're up 35-3 in a playoff game and my uncle is already in the parking lot with the engine running

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lsu's roster management is like a garage sale on a tuesday morning

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lsu's offense is like a dmv line on a friday afternoon slowdown

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sec's rule is just a minor delay in their inevitable descent into chaos

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poor lsu, having to buy a championship with nfl players