Pasta Pete 🍝

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[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

The Romans were right about actors. In fact, they were probably too generous.

[leland 💤 @lentombed]

get this 12 year old on twitter immediately

[Snukkems @Snukkems_Art]

The documentary I"my friend the octopus" has the octopus nearly eaten while his "friend" watches without helping and the octopus doesnt fuck with him the same afterwards and dude keeps saying things like "I dont understand why she treats me different"

[Pasta Pete 🍝 @Darktowerinc]

@8EB8jtz8gmsAGkY @5ducks5 lol, Isn't that halfway to being hockey?

[米農家【穂波の音】 @honaminone]

うちの田んぼのアイドル。
カヤネズミを！見てください！

※機械に巻き込まれないよう避難させている途中です。
※野生動物を素手で触るのはよくないです。すいません。

[米農家【穂波の音】 @honaminone]

ミズカマキリも！いるよ！

[Yuygush @yuygush]

One time my coworker put a 6 pan of c'ptn crunch and a 6 pan of milk on the dinner salad bar. We had to refill it like 6 times befor our chef found it and made us pull them.

[米農家【穂波の音】 @honaminone]

うちのたんぼ、タガメがいるんですよ。
っていうの実は自慢なんですけど、だいたい「で？」って感じの返答しかもらえない。

タガメって、現在では絶滅危惧Ⅱ類で、農薬に極めて弱いデリケートな子なんです。
見た目はメチャクチャ強そうですけど（笑）
無農薬とか有機とか偉そうなことを言う気はなくて、ただこの子たちが暮らせる田んぼを続けていきたい。
それだけなんです。

[Pasta Pete 🍝 @Darktowerinc]

@italianGarrus @Der_Kernel_ You’re an actual retard

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Keyboards should have more keys, in fact. I want another numpad arrangement on the left side I can add unicode characters to. Another row of function keys. Macro keys. I want dozens and dozens of buttons switches and dials to manipulate

[Pasta Pete 🍝 @Darktowerinc]

@LoZCollector @luke_leisher_

[もうこはん @fubukihime2022]

放射火炎吐きそう🐾
2026･07･06
#オオサンショウウオ
#京都水族館

[フェミニスト @japosu123]

先日、知人に「日本の男尊女卑って本当に酷いよね」という話をしたら「そんなことないと思うけど」と否定してきたので一発殴ってやったら大人しくなった。女の癖に生意気な態度を取るからこうなるんだ。これに懲りたら今後は男に逆らうなよ。

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

If slavery is what it takes for animators to lock in then put every American animator on a plantation NOW

[國谷忠伸 @klr250_928]

なんてことをしやがる

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

At Pensacola Beach, Florida, 8-year-old Jessie Arbogast is attacked by a bull shark in shallow water.

The shark bites off Jessie’s right arm but Jesse’s uncle, Vance Flosenzier, dives into the surf, grabs the shark by its tail, and drags it ashore.

Once there, Flosenzier wrestles Jessie’s arm from its jaws, then holds it steady until a park ranger can shoot it dead.

After a 12-hour operation, surgeons manage to re-attach Arbogast’s arm. He is in critical condition, but is expected to make a full recovery.

[Jeanne Hamada 🦝 Raccoon Vtuber @Jeanne_Hamada]

A lot of people said that's not how vest works so i did my own research . I barely jump unlike in the video but yes, plate carrier and vest do bounce if you're big enough.

[Pasta Pete 🍝 @Darktowerinc]

@reizisokk In America old people can feel the rain coming in their bones