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[MejoiHombre™️🥩🥓 @EiMejorHombre]

No es que los hombres no maduramos, es que las mujeres no nos entienden 😂

[DarnMofo @DarnMofo]

@itsKvngWhillz Asking if someone is excited or asking for proof is reserved for kids.
Kinda hard to explain. Maybe that works in a perfect world, fantasy world, or heaven; But for this kind of life, idk.
Explaining you flirting or apologizing for something innocent is an ick to women. 😂

[Ken from KY-04 @MassieNation19]

300,000 children go missing in the US every year. Flock has not found one child.

[DarnMofo @DarnMofo]

@heavensbvnny My mother's dog used to avoid me for 8+ years and never let me touch her. Now she searches for me randomly and she runs so I could chase her. She does that so she could bring me into the living room to cuddle with her. ❤️
When I am gone for months, she searches my room for me. 🫂

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you.

In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you.

They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you.

That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

NAYIB BUKELE: "If the criminal repents, he will go to Heaven like any other sinner. But that is up to God. On Earth, he has to be in prison."

[Tanya @tanyaelisabethh]

Marriage used to be the starting point.

Two people would come together with almost nothing to their name, but each other, and then they would build everything side by side. This process of building led to bonding, it built loyalty, it required tremendous sacrifice and most of all it taught interdependence. But now we are told the opposite. We are told instead that we need to have it all before we marry.

We need a good career, a home, a bunch of money in the bank, your entire identity discovered and solidified, a passport filled with stamps, a degree and much dating experience.

The problem with this is that by the time two people finally decide to join one another, well they have spent most of their lives learning how to do life alone.

So it is not wonder then that building a life with someone else, suddenly feels so much harder. Marriage used to be a beginning, not it is an after thought to an already built life.

Two already self-sufficient and self-reliant people do not easily merge and mesh. It is hard to go from the perspective of “mine”, to “ours”, when individualism is all we have ever known.

And this is why individualism has become the death of marriage.

[Emmanuel Rincón @EmmaRincon]

Bukele: “Yo soy una persona creyente, creo que Dios puede perdonar a todos. Sé que si el delincuente se arrepiente va a ir al cielo como cualquier otro pecador. Pero eso le compete a Dios. En la tierra tiene que estar en prisión”.

[Micheal D @micheal_ws18]

Not reracking weights, not picking up dog poop, not returning shopping cart…all the same energy

[DarnMofo @DarnMofo]

@WatcherGuru So now China volunteeringly took our -$40 trillion dept. That is kind of them. 😂

[DarnMofo @DarnMofo]

@Ironmute I gained muscle mass faster doing 2-3x a week. I used to work out 5-6 days a week and 3x per day which is totally pointless and it diminished returns.

[GodlyAction @GodlyAction]

Porn is satanic.

Abortion is satanic.

Homosexuality is satanic.

Transgenderism is satanic.

[無名（キャストリス完凸する人） @Mumeidayoyoo]

海外で見つけたベジータのこれクソおもろすぎるwww

[GodlyVibez Studios @GVStudios_TV]

🚨Christians in Nigeria, continue to cry out in prayer for help as many are being killed for their faith🙏

[G @Gideoomatic]

He was in hell LMAOOOOOOO

[DarnMofo @DarnMofo]

@NarutoDaily_ Those were the worst motherfuckers. They knew we were thirsty so they milked us. 😂

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

Real 😭

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

Tobey Maguire had so much fun filming Spider-Man

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

In this episode of 'women are retarded'

[DarnMofo @DarnMofo]

@Rich_Cooper Polar Bears are probably the most dangerous land animals in modern times... 💀

They literally view humans as food rather than a threat.
Even I knew that since I was a teenager.
This should be common sense.