Master of Snark

Generally nerdy, usually kind, typically useful, occasionally funny, and universally tired of inconsiderate stupidity.

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😂

Feels accurate.

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@n5iln @SpicyLilly_ @PMPAfterdark @vagablondviking @DollLikesToKISS @boredERdoc @FeralFurbys @CoffeeStat_ @raherrier @ChurroRx @sunkissedpeaks @patricksallen I hope not. If so, it is at least not something as boring as a car. Boats, on the other hand...

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@cyntada @PMPAfterdark @DollLikesToKISS @boredERdoc @FeralFurbys @SpicyLilly_ @CoffeeStat_ @n5iln @raherrier @ChurroRx @sunkissedpeaks Did twitter change your timeline from most recent to whatever the other stupid option it has? Twitter likes to make changes like that on its own

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@GrrlMD I am so very happy for you. This has been a long time coming. Congratulations to you both and welcome to an adorable and very lucky baby. Grow up to be like your mom, little one- but give her heck first. 🥰

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They are good.

I am old.

But I curled my hair and showed up and the crowd is FUN except for the couple of drunk 30ish women grinding and whooping the aisles in front of people.

Intermission. Piped music. Dance floor. Ruh roh. Am I too old for that? I'm not telling.

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A couple nice ladies are sharing my table. They are clearly amused.

I refuse to give in to my introverted traits and go home.

Unless it starts to downpour. Which it might.

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I do not recognize the names of most of the food sold by the food trucks who showed up.

I tried something that seemed benign. My Irish-potato-based taste buds quickly informed me I was incorrect.

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@Nursing_Heretic At the risk of jinxing myself, think of it as Texas but without anyone telling us to limit our AC use.

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@Jenndola It should fear you because you are going to crush it like the teensiest bug.

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@Nursing_Heretic I was very polite and professional, but they know why they're still looking.

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@PMPAfterdark Do they offer "If you harass women to the point they need pepper spray, you're the problem" classes?

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@PMPAfterdark Is she staying local-ish or going for distance from the parents?

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@PMPAfterdark @DollLikesToKISS @boredERdoc @FeralFurbys @SpicyLilly_ @CoffeeStat_ @n5iln @raherrier @ChurroRx @sunkissedpeaks @patricksallen Awwwww. Congrats.

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@DevinCow Unfair question - he was still writing them when I was in high school.

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@karojom @SarahWatson42 @natsechobbyist Might be high school, and 18-22 year olds were born and named in The Era of Many Madison/Maddison/Madysin/Madisyn/Madisen/Etc's"

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@AltScalesOfJust @AshaRangappa_ @springglenvet1 Half night out on the town? 😂😂😂😂

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@kmacbb @SarahWatson42 @natsechobbyist 😂. I can only hope this thread turns into a thousand well wishes for Maddison before someone she knows sees it

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@kmacbb @SarahWatson42 @natsechobbyist But taking that easy route would have deprived Twitter of this moment.

Congratulations, Maddison!