Darn Quixote

A roving gentleman in London. Growing collection of good shoes. Likes gin. Easily distracte

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Let's face it - If you read the #DailyMail it just isn't going to work.

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So, 'ex girlfriend with a high profile job who treated me like something on your shoe', those explicit nude #selfies you sent me...

[Donna T @sweetg35]

Confidence is silent, insecurities are loud.

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That moment on a train, when you stop at a station you used to get off at to see an xgirlfriend- and your iPod picks "your song". NOW!

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Half expecting drunken teens to start #planking at this hour. Oh look, Kings Cross has come to my rescue.

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@Shock_Monster Kill? More like murder!

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Nothing like the smell of kebabs on a 2nd floor #Travelodge corridor. Through fire doors and we move to Balti. I wonder what lies beyond?

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@Marks_bars Are you open on weds evening/night this week? Wording on website is a little ambiguous!

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I'll admit it. I don't read chick-lit, but I'm almost addicted to the tweets of @Ilana. such a diary of life.

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Checks #hollyoaks cast list rapidly...

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Wondering whether I should consider dating someone from Chester who looks like on of the #hollyoaks cast. Christ, she could be!

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@Blonde_M Marks bar @ HIX in Soho for drinks.

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@IAmHellsBells just seen this. Haha. Cut, clarity and colour dont just apply to engagement rings!

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@katy_red Raised my eyebrows. Presumably you'll get some time alone.

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You want me to get all of *that* done? With *this* budget? What you need is a time-lord, Chuck Norris or a better grip on reality.

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@IAmHellsBells Snap. Although youve provided an interesting mental picture...

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@321Bin what about the back-to-front and inside-out trick? Exhausted? Poor man!

[GetCougarized @GetCougarized]

You call it: commitment issues

I call it: refusal to spend exorbitant amounts of time w/ 1 person who'll break my heart 1 day so fuck that

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I'm now convinced all favstar.fm users are bots. For a start they're far too attractive to be real humans.

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@Marks_bars @samphiresalsify Bad form!! Classy bars don't cover charge. I've been coming to you for over 5 years. Add the cost to prices!