today i saw a girl that looked about 12 who was wearing shorts covered in peace-signs and her t-shirt was tied back in a hair tie and i just wanna say thank you for being a normal 12 year old and for giving me hope in humanity
me: *at target* alright just here for some dish soap
my brain: look at the tiny baby clothes omggg
me: yep, very cute. anyways-
my uterus: want baby NOW
me: ...dish...soap?
brain & uterus: *banging fists on a table* BABY BABY BABY BA