Darrell

precocious

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@EtBenePendentes @MarxistRealism if you want to compare victims of the AIDS epidemic to antivax fuckheads, go ahead. i tested positive for covid today because i live in fuckhead texas and i'm waiting to see if i could have passed it to my elderly aunt, so i'm even less sympathetic to disease vector hobbyists now

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@RepMoBrooks So you'd say you, generally speaking, sympathize with the terrorist

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@MarxistRealism You're gonna feel worse when you find out about triage medicine, but feel better when you find out that cancer patients very rarely give their doctors cancer

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@mchooyah

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@tedcruz Which cable TV comedian would Thomas Jefferson fight with online, Senator?

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@EWErickson You're wasting your life.

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@UberMitch @WickiWilly @classiclib3ral omg yes

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@Bro_Pair i hadn't even registered the bag yet.

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@redditships this has turned me into Hank Hill. instantly. I'm Hank Hill now.

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@MattNegrin You'd think being unprincipled, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" bastards would make them better at politics. But they're Bill Kristol.

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@mtgreenee @AOC I just had to sign in real quick to say LOL at you bye

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Just a reminder that the aphorism is "one bad apple spoils the barrel" not "one bad apple should in no way reflect on all these other apples in the barrel.”

[BrooklynChris_Defiant @goodopinionhavr]

By far the best description I've seen of how mRNA vaccines work is that they tell your body to make up a guy and then to get really mad at that guy

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@newtgingrich going to bat for cop killers, Newt?

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@pecunium @EMarieTweets @nycsouthpaw and sexualized(!!!!!!) it.

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@jack_vening dogs AND a pony?

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@mattgaetz Sex Trafficking Second!

[Darrell @DarrellWDaisy]

@heiditron3000 there's something wrong with bike people.